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Catnip
Internet Sensation
I'm a creative person and love making things.
I searched YouTube and I found some videos on how to make your own sex toys.

I'm wondering do men find them enjoyable?
Or have you yourself made a good and working sex toy?




Do we have a test panel?
Catnip
Internet Sensation


Here's one I think would work better than the above. Not as funny though!
Guest
Lurker
To be honest never have used a toy.
My best friend has been my right hand and my immaginazion.
Can be as tight or loose as you want and anyone you want.
Sorry I can't help you C n, liked the videos though.
Dudealicious
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Quote by Catnip
I'm a creative person and love making things.
I searched YouTube and I found some videos on how to make your own sex toys.

I'm wondering do men find them enjoyable?
Or have you yourself made a good and working sex toy?




Do we have a test panel?


I was going to post a smart ass comment and ask when the KFC bucket was going to be used, but much to my shagrin it actually was LOL!! Put some popcorn in for added warmth ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? LOL
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lafayettemister
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I'm thinking I'll try the sponge and plastic cup technique. Anyone wanna come over for lemonade when I'm done?



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Okay, the sponge in the cup, I could almost imagine. The bag in the couch, cool if you're a dwarf. The KFC bucket, so erotic, oohhh the smell of chicken gets me off like nothing else. Shit that's a lot of work to do just for a wank.
lafayettemister
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Quote by DirtyMartini
You know, I was going to try the couch thing...but how do you get the cat off it? They don't explain that in the video...

And why does she keep staring at me???



If you have a pussy available, you dont' need the couch!



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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by lafayettemister


If you have a pussy available, you dont' need the couch!


LOL...

I'm just amazed that some guy looked over at his couch one day and said to himself "Oh yeah, lookin' good"...

I guess at least you don't have to buy it a drink first...

I consider myself a fairly imaginative guy, but I've never looked over at my couch and thought anything sexual...

Now, the love seat...that's another story...

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Catnip
Internet Sensation
Hahaha!

You guys are really funny. Now go make your toys! I want to know!
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Quote by Dudealicious
Quote by Catnip
I'm a creative person and love making things.
I searched YouTube and I found some videos on how to make your own sex toys.

I'm wondering do men find them enjoyable?
Or have you yourself made a good and working sex toy?




Do we have a test panel?


I was going to post a smart ass comment and ask when the KFC bucket was going to be used, but much to my shagrin it actually was LOL!! Put some popcorn in for added warmth ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? LOL


And the "stabe-ability" made me laugh out loud!!
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The second guy needs to play back so he can hear himself huffing and puffing through the audio.
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Quote by Dudealicious

I was going to post a smart ass comment and ask when the KFC bucket was going to be used, but much to my shagrin it actually was LOL!! Put some popcorn in for added warmth ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? LOL


Thought it was suppose to smell like fish and taste like chicken. LOL
WorkAlone
Cogent Sensualist
Quote by Catnip
I think this version of the popcorn would be more comfy.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/


Sure, after all most women feel like a tub of popcorn when you get inside them. lol

This doesn't even make sense to me. Loose, bumpy, hard to get much motion without making a ruckus. Wouldn't even give much friction. Survey says "XXX"
rxtales
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Quote by Dudealicious
Quote by Catnip
I'm a creative person and love making things.
I searched YouTube and I found some videos on how to make your own sex toys.

I'm wondering do men find them enjoyable?
Or have you yourself made a good and working sex toy?




Do we have a test panel?


I was going to post a smart ass comment and ask when the KFC bucket was going to be used, but much to my shagrin it actually was LOL!! Put some popcorn in for added warmth ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? LOL
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Come on...really...I mean WTF...REALLY! Now that's what I call spontaneous...nothing like getting out your "engineers do it yourself" blue print to make yourself come to take advantage of those horny moments! I guess I'd consider having my mom make me a up couple of those goody bags and give me a hand....if my arms were cut off by a train during some wild ass escape gone bad running from the cops episode!
dan17
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Quote by Catnip
I'm a creative person and love making things.
I searched YouTube and I found some videos on how to make your own sex toys.

I'm wondering do men find them enjoyable?
Or have you yourself made a good and working sex toy?




Do we have a test panel?


intend of using her improvise sex toys, i am much interested to host she is a bit hot same with her costume
WellMadeMale
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lmao...I can just see some 16 or 17 year old dude, deciding to put that lubricated cup o'sponges in his parent's microwave, set it to high and 2 minutes, then scalding his poor cock with 3rd degree burns and never wanking off ever ever ever again.

'Hot water? fuck that noise, I'm gonna heat that artificial pussy up real good'
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by WellMadeMale


'Hot water? fuck that noise, I'm gonna heat that artificial pussy up real good'


Yeah, that's pretty scary...I think worse yet is the poor young dude who tried to heat the sofa up before banging it...

Now how does he explain that one to his parents???

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redhotmommacita
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I was reading through these posts and they reminded me of one of my inmates one day that was telling a newbie all about his new woman FiFi and I had no idea what they were talking about at the time... till he was telling the dumb kid how to build him a FiFi for himself...I remember it involved a empty toilet paper roll or towel ( if his dick would fit it if too big then a towel ) a latex glove and lots of lotion and it could be used in a window sill or in a hole in the bunk mattress....I guess it was better than some punks mouth or ass...lol...

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scooter
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Here's that carpet tube you asked about Dirty
Buz
The Linebacker
Homemade sex toys?

I am picturing some old country guy whittling something in wood with his pocket knife. I think I'll just pass on that!
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PS....watch out for splinters.
KennyBest
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In my opinion, the best choice is to buy a toy from a sex-shop. Because homemade are not safe, they can break and get stuck inside of you. There are a lot of people in the worldwho faced serious problems because of these homemade experiments. If you don't have a lot of money, take a look on Edenfantasys, they have good discounts on a lot of products, and that products are safe and qualitative (I've bought one vibrator from there and I'm really happy with it) smile
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
That video made me laugh. I think you guys should save up and buy a fleshlight.

I can't see any of her examples working out.

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Gene39
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Quote by Mysteria27
That video made me laugh. I think you guys should save up and buy a fleshlight.

I can't see any of her examples working out.

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Mysteria
Xo


Well, "Don't knock it until you try it!"

I have made and used something similar to the ones she made several times.
The closer it is to real, the better the fantasy flows!

And there is nothing unsafe about any of them.

When it comes to things to insert in a rectum or vagina think about tampons.
Put a string on them so you can retrieve them when needed!

Have Fun!!
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by Gene39


Well, "Don't knock it until you try it!"

I have made and used something similar to the ones she made several times.
The closer it is to real, the better the fantasy flows!

And there is nothing unsafe about any of them.

When it comes to things to insert in a rectum or vagina think about tampons.
Put a string on them so you can retrieve them when needed!

Have Fun!!



I'm more of a toy girl so I just use vibrators and such. Explore and enjoy.


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