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realz
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Ok, yesterday I came upon a lovely erotic photo of a woman climbing into a bath tub. But my first thought was 'I saw those tiles for sale at Home Depot'. Is this what happens when we age?
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Ok, yesterday I came upon a lovely erotic photo of a woman climbing into a bath tub. But my first thought was 'I saw those tiles for sale at Home Depot'. Is this what happens when we age?


Yup...and then are pissed cause Lowes just came out with a two for one coupon
JesseS
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Maybe your brain was making a connection reach. Such as, 'If you can get the same bath, maybe you can get the same girl.'
lildifferent
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Getting old sucks, but it's better than the alternative.....
Jack_42
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One of the perks about getting older is you have different priorities the main one is time. Therefore silly things you used to worry about become meaningless like debt, the tax man, social security etc they become a game to entertain yourself with by being really radical and telling the blood sucking devotees of the Prince of Darkness the truth. Also you can't have sex a zillion times a night but...you can do it for longer. You know if I keep on like this I'll convince myself how great it is to be teetering on the brink of eternity.
WellMadeMale
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Quote by realz
Ok, yesterday I came upon a lovely erotic photo of a woman climbing into a bath tub. But my first thought was 'I saw those tiles for sale at Home Depot'. Is this what happens when we age?


Your comment transports me back to those days when I used to hide the 921 page Sears & Roebuck catalogue under my mattress...causing dismay around the house when my father wanted to purchase some Craftsman tools and he had to use the previous years' edition to do so.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Ok, yesterday I came upon a lovely erotic photo of a woman climbing into a bath tub. But my first thought was 'I saw those tiles for sale at Home Depot'. Is this what happens when we age?


I think what you should do is post said photo in question...in fact, post the whole series of photos of this gal bathing if you got 'em and then we can all better judge whether or not your reaction was a normal part of aging...

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I think you should post photos of said tiles, just so we can have a look as I need to re-tile my bathroom. I just love a shiny, smooth new tile.
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One thing I've learned as I've gotten a bit older is that climbing in and out of bathtubs can be dangerous. Particularly if you get distracted by a....