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yea men are pigs.
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I love the last part, where the brunette is telling the guy that whatever he was doing is 'not okay'. Such a short-lived playtime with his favorite bedroom fairy.
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So hammy, it could have been a scene in "babe".


"Those performances were so stiff, they had a masseuse on the set."
Zafia
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This video is so dumb I just had to post it....LOL!


You didn't have to


I knew you would like it LOL!


Why I outta....

LOL. So hammy, it could have been a scene in "babe".


LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Zafia
Lush Legend
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I love the last part, where the brunette is telling the guy that whatever he was doing is 'not okay'. Such a short-lived playtime with his favorite bedroom fairy.


That part made me laugh....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Now, see, that last performance by Zaf made ME stiff...........Suh-weet marmalade! What a set of Charlies!
Birdie
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All I can come up with is a mental audio sound for that pic.....lol
Zafia
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Its all in the research.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
johnny
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haha these pics made my day. smile
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Some boobies out there might think I am off my knockers when I say this, but sometimes there is too much....ah....so much.....unbalanced....I think....what was I writing about again?
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Wanna run that by me again, Chase?
Birdie
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I think he is saying that more than a handfull is a waste?
Zafia
Lush Legend
I think some coffee is in order around here.... ....

care to join me in pouring a cup for Chase....birdie?......lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Birdie
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Oh, I would love to! Why don't we wake him up.....
Zafia
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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I can see you jumping and waving there Zafia, but I can only see your head and arms.....
Zafia
Lush Legend
Its a little dark out here Chase........I'm surprised you can see me at all.....LOL!

birdie and I wanted to bring you a cup of coffee to wake you up a little......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Birdie
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Yeah, Chase....Would you like some....cream, with your coffee?
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Anything you two ladies are offering, I am game for. Indulge me....

Unless it's dark because my head is buried between.....then, I'll wait a bit. Keep it warm?
Birdie
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Nooo....Chase....NOW!! LOL Get em Zaf!!
Zafia
Lush Legend
Um I'm still holding the coffee and its kinda hot......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
techgoddess
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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I think he is saying that more than a handfull is a waste?


The way he's babbling...I think he is saying more than a mouthful is wasted...LOL

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
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Zafia, I don't think as long as you are holding the coffee that it is going to cool down any....

C'mon, Birdie, give me the ol' 1-2. Again.

(At this rate two ladies, now three with Tech, I'll never go "down"....well, until someone asks....)
Zafia
Lush Legend
LOL@Chase.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Birdie
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Hmm? What do you need Chase? I'm a little, um...busy, looking at Zaf's new avitar...
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Yeah, she has managed to distract us all in several rooms with that one! Like most guys and gals, I am thinking it wouldn't hurt if it were just a little larger....to see the finer details a bit more clearly, I mean.
Zafia
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LOL! I knew you would be front and center Roc.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."