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His parents have a sense of humor?

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Guest
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Based on that Angus sign behind him, I'd say he's the chef for Beef Strokin'off.
Arryn
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Working at an inbound call center, I've seen quite a few names that made you wonder about someone's parents, but this does land somewhere in my top 5....also used to know someone named Richard "Dick" Hertz...
jeffstout
Rookie Scribe
I've always wanted to give the restaurant hostess "Mike Hunt" for my name. Then to just sit back and listen for...

"Mike Hunt.....Party for four"


(Folks....it's an auditory, not a visual thing)
Guest
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Like from the movie Porkies right? Funny as hell!
Pixie
Flutterby Pharie
I dont get it......
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Zafia
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I once had two clients...no lie.....named....Chiquita Flakes & Tekila Wood.....hahahaha
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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clients? What do/did you do?
Zafia
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Get this....

Im a therapist.........for women and children who suffer from domestic violence....


Im....AWE......wait for it......SOME!!!!!!!! hahahaha....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Good for you sweetheart. Big smoochie from the Chef and past DV vic
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
Good for you sweetheart. Big smoochie from the Chef and past DV vic



We so need to have a drink ... and just gossip a bit....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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we would cept you're mid and I"m south. west that is.
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
we would cept you're mid and I"m south. west that is.


dude I got family in Texas....maybe I should pay them a visit hahahaa....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Quote by Zafia
Get this....

Im a therapist.........for women and children who suffer from domestic violence....


Im....AWE......wait for it......SOME!!!!!!!! hahahaha....


You ARE awesome! My hat's off to you. Do you let them watch "The Burning Bed"? Sorry...I couldn't resist.
Zafia
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Quote by bassguitarbubba
You ARE awesome! My hat's off to you. Do you let them watch "The Burning Bed"? Sorry...I couldn't resist.


HAHA! thanks bgb.....and yes I do let them watch that movie.....that movie is not that farfetched ya know....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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um, not at all
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
um, not at all


the only movie that I found that was a little crazy was "Enough" with Jennifer Lopez.......it had every possible scenario that could happen to a DV vic and then to have her work out for months just to beat the crap out of him?.....

Come on real DV vics don't do that.....violence against violence is never the answer.....sometimes hollywood gets on my last nerve......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I never saw that one. Sounds pretty stupid.
So I take it she got buff to go beat up her ex? Uh huh.
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
I never saw that one. Sounds pretty stupid.
So I take it she got buff to go beat up her ex? Uh huh.


uh huh its crazy......she has a trainer and everything and at the end she really does beat the crap out of him.....lol (that part was fun to watch)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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christ. All I could think of was getting out with my life and getting as far away as possible.
Hollyweird sux sometimes
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
christ. All I could think of was getting out with my life and getting as far away as possible. Hollyweird sux sometimes


Exactly and that is what most people think about.....but that's hollywood for ya.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
thetoad
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Hi all. I`m new to this board but I couldn't resist this topic.
We have a local realtor named Anita Hoare.
Although really, now and then, don' we all?
DBarclay
Mr Nobody
Only the Brits will understand this:

One of my local one's is Trotter Realty ..just could never go in there
without expecting to see Del boy
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Quote by thetoad
Hi all. I`m new to this board but I couldn't resist this topic.
We have a local realtor named Anita Hoare.
Although really, now and then, don' we all?


Welcome, toad....Yes, that's pretty funny. Classic name.
nicola
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Quote by thetoad
Hi all. I`m new to this board but I couldn't resist this topic.
We have a local realtor named Anita Hoare.
Although really, now and then, don' we all?


Welcome to the forums Toady.
Zafia
Lush Legend
That's hilarious...lol

Welcome Toady.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."