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His parents have a sense of humor?
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Working at an inbound call center, I've seen quite a few names that made you wonder about someone's parents, but this does land somewhere in my top 5....also used to know someone named Richard "Dick" Hertz...
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
True story...went to college with a guy named Justin Miasse...
Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.
Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.
The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.
Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
Flutterby Pharie
I dont get it......
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Lush Legend
I once had two clients...no lie.....named....Chiquita Flakes & Tekila Wood.....hahahaha
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Get this....
Im a therapist.........for women and children who suffer from domestic violence....
Im....AWE......wait for it......SOME!!!!!!!! hahahaha....
Im a therapist.........for women and children who suffer from domestic violence....
Im....AWE......wait for it......SOME!!!!!!!! hahahaha....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
Good for you sweetheart. Big smoochie from the Chef and past DV vic
We so need to have a drink ...
and just gossip a bit....lol "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
we would cept you're mid and I"m south. west that is.
dude I got family in Texas....maybe I should pay them a visit hahahaa....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Pixie
I dont get it......
Justin Miasse OR Just in my ass
The jokes were endless....
Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.
Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.
The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.
Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
Lush Legend
Quote by bassguitarbubba
You ARE awesome! My hat's off to you. Do you let them watch "The Burning Bed"? Sorry...I couldn't resist.
HAHA! thanks bgb.....and yes I do let them watch that movie.....that movie is not that farfetched ya know....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
um, not at all
the only movie that I found that was a little crazy was "Enough" with Jennifer Lopez.......it had every possible scenario that could happen to a DV vic and then to have her work out for months just to beat the crap out of him?.....
Come on real DV vics don't do that.....violence against violence is never the answer.....sometimes hollywood gets on my last nerve......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
I never saw that one. Sounds pretty stupid.
So I take it she got buff to go beat up her ex? Uh huh.
uh huh its crazy......she has a trainer and everything and at the end she really does beat the crap out of him.....lol (that part was fun to watch)
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
Quote by chefkathleen
christ. All I could think of was getting out with my life and getting as far away as possible. Hollyweird sux sometimes
Exactly and that is what most people think about.....but that's hollywood for ya.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Hi all. I`m new to this board but I couldn't resist this topic.We have a local realtor named Anita Hoare.
Although really, now and then, don' we all?
Mr Nobody
Only the Brits will understand this:
One of my local one's is Trotter Realty ..just could never go in there
without expecting to see Del boy
One of my local one's is Trotter Realty ..just could never go in there
without expecting to see Del boy
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Welcome Toad....funny post!
~~Tech
~~Tech
Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.
Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.
The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.
Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
Matriarch
Quote by thetoad
We have a local realtor named Anita Hoare.
Although really, now and then, don' we all?
Welcome to the forums Toady.
Lush Legend
That's hilarious...lol
Welcome Toady.....
Welcome Toady.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."