I see what you did there.
Hmmm *thinks of tits and bird bath*

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. Hopefully you'll show some peckers next.