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Strippers (also referred to as dancers) have many different looks, clubs try and fulfil customer demand by employing lots of different looking girls.
At the end of the audition the manager or house mom (usually in charge of looking after the girls) will let you know if you got the job or not.


Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?
A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!

Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.


Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.

Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?
A: One has a cunning stunt...


Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards


Q: Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.


Q: Why do strippers always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.


Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
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