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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< My ass.
No, those are pants, Mags. We can't see your ass.

Welcome to the forum!
I'm imagination impaired mags. I'm gonne need a visual here.WdSqr0CJzfET9Rw9
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Sorry TheChrisJ..not gonna happen...yet.
Ok I can wait, and i guess I'l go buy an imagination.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
To quote the late Jim Morrison of, The Doors:

This is the end, my special friend.



(Well, it is the end of the week, right?)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Are you saying that's your ONLY friend, the end, Rumple?
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Are you saying that's your ONLY friend, the end, Rumple?


Something like that. It's a classic example of an END that justifies damn near any means.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Rocco! Least you could do is brush all that sand off the young lady.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Thats a perfect ass lol.


Roc......That's about as good as it gets!!!!
I was staring at that one earlier, Stevie.
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As if one needed any more indication...
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Prior to Playboy magazine discovering its Playmates of the Month had pubic hair (or not as the case may be) many of its centerfolds featured tempting tushes.

For instance:






Just another fine, free service of:

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Rumple Foreskin, CRC (chief rejection collector)
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
My thank you goes to the fine people of No Hope.

Nice!
In case you missed last year's Olympics:

The Brazilian Synchronized Swim Team


(sisters: Bia and Branca Freres)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Rumple thanks for the lovely classic shots. Some of those older Playboy shots are way better than the ones today.
At the risk of sounding like the old fart I am, I've gotta agree with you, BB.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN


Ploish-born, Brit model, Ewa Wyrpal. She has a nice tush, but is best known for her 34-DD boobs, as seen on the Perfect Boob thread.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Another addition to the collection. I just typed "addiction". Freudian slip?

Check out the boots, Zaf.

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I think I could happily live between her legs for a good 10 years or so, oh sweet jesus.
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Rumple thanks for the lovely classic shots. Some of those older Playboy shots are way better than the ones today.


Those ladies look real, tan lines and all.


Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
January 1959 Playmate of the Month: actress Stella Stevens.





Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Wow, I never knew that, Rumple. I LOVE Stella Stevens.


Hey, Mara: NICE!
Mara can only say one word WOW!