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Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2013)

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by summerjones



Can you hand deliver my check Sprite lol xoxo


only if i get to spank you too ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Can I bring the ginger?
Guest
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Quote by sprite


only if i get to spank you too ;)



That will be extra $$$$
nicola
Matriarch
It looks like those who've written a few good stories this month, are way ahead of the rest. Forum / friend whoring is unlikely to win this competition...
nicola
Matriarch
Nice dresses! I remember those days (just about).
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Quote by naughtynurse
Can I bring the ginger?



sure, you can bring me
Guest
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Quote by nicola
Nice dresses! I remember those days (just about).




edit:next time I won't bomb Lush with my humor, I'll limit humorous comments on smileys, promise
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by ginger86


sure, you can bring me


lol
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicola



Here you go - everyone should make sure their animations are 150px or less, otherwise the inbuilt resizer program on lush, will create a still image instead:



Alright...thanks Nic...I should have at least 10 million views to my page by the end of the month now...

Speaking of my page, have you checked it out lately? I have more potatoes on my page than a farmers market...and I'm not even the one who won the potato...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Quote by ginger86


sure, you can bring me


This is getting better and better. Sprite, and Ginger? Be still my heart.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sprite


that's right, girlfriend, you should know! smile


I'm still not showing my boobies
StillUndecided
Captain Turtle
Quote by Liz


Why do I keep falling for this!?



Oh Liz...




Looking down the page I most definitely feel awkward (only non-gold member) *runs and hides*
Insert something witty here.
nicola
Matriarch
Another gold membership given to a lovely contributing member. There have been 2 this month.
lafayettemister
Active Ink Slinger
I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicola


I've opened my private gallery up so people can see my boobies and pink bits, here: http://www.lushstories.com/nicola/black-label/


You know, if you keep doing stuff like that...you just might win the Attention Whore comp yourself...

You might have to change your forum rank then...hmmm...would Lush Matriarchal Attention Whore fit?

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Guest
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Quote by summerjones
Ohhhh I should win this one easy lol, I'm considered the biggest whore I mean pic of the day video poser of them all ehhhh. Did I just say that ...
I Love your daily Sexy pics, Summersmile Mmmm...Smokin Hottt Sexxxy!!
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Cool, I'd Love to see some Real Shit;) I think all you Lovely Ladies of Lush should WIN!!!
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Quote by lafayettemister
I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.



I think you already have a picture of mine LM so you owe my profile a new visits
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Liz


Why do I keep falling for this!?


yup, I fell for it too, and I don't EVEN know why... I don't want to see ANYONE'S boobies or pink bits except my own....
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket


yup, I fell for it too, and I don't EVEN know why... I don't want to see ANYONE'S boobies or pink bits except my own....


not what you told me earlier... just saying...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Quote by lafayettemister
I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.


Here you go, just click here: Topless boobies!!!
Guest
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Well I like to post my body and pics for my friends.. Sometimes just reading stories or just viewing fake pics is boring. My friends love my page I post true videos and pics daily.. Plus my stories ain't bad if you don't mind my grammar lol...
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For a wide selection of graphic porn, feel free to visit my profile. smile
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by writergirl
For a wide selection of graphic porn, feel free to visit my profile. smile


Which can be found HERE.