"I've written 7K," "I've written 4K."
I'm having a Throw Momma from the Train moment...I'm stuck at, "The night was..."
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da Bear
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"I've written 7K," "I've written 4K."
I'm having a Throw Momma from the Train moment...I'm stuck at, "The night was..."
"…dark and stormy?"
😉
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
"…dark and stormy?"
😉
Great. You just stole the only line i had for my story. Now I have to start over again.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I had a thought. What if we all write these 10K Noir stories and then Jen pops in and says she changed her mind - the next comp is something different. 
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da Bear
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Great. You just stole the only line i had for my story. Now I have to start over again.
Oh. Sorry. How about this:
"A shot rang out. A woman screamed. Somewhere in Kansas, a young girl was growing up. A pirate ship loomed on the horizon. The sap came down on the back of my head, and I saw stars. It is the Winter of our discontent, and the Summer of glorious Spring to this son of storks."
How about that?
You can take it from there…
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da Bear
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I had a thought. What if we all write these 10K Noir stories and then Jen pops in and says she changed her mind - the next comp is something different.
Not a problem at all. We just visit the all the plots we've thought up on Jen…
Then post the photos in Rumps…
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Best down-under
I am so loving this, focused on the next competition, few (me included) reading the current entries. I’m going to read, promise.
As for noir, I’m wondering about how much of the traditional characteristics apply. First person and dark with no happy ending… check. But American and male? Lol, so I am 2000 words into an Australian lesbian story. Is it noir, well the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is called Scandi-noir so this will be defined as Aussie-noir.
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Charming as fuck
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I had a thought. What if we all write these 10K Noir stories and then Jen pops in and says she changed her mind - the next comp is something different.
Simple Scribbler
(Another story shredded and used as cat litter) 🙄
And Annie ... just do your thang! Define a subgenre called Annie-noir 
Btw, I'm trembling at your mention of Girl with Dragon Tattoo. Goodness, I watched half that movie with my hands covering my eyes ... too rough for me.
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Her Royal Spriteness
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I had a thought. What if we all write these 10K Noir stories and then Jen pops in and says she changed her mind - the next comp is something different.
i know where she lives. not saying anything more.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
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i know where she lives.
Ah, but she knows you know so it could all be ... A TRAP!
A strange little something for Halloween.
da Bear
Quote by KimmiBeGood
I had a thought. What if we all write these 10K Noir stories and then Jen pops in and says she changed her mind - the next comp is something different.
No problem…watch from about the 25th second of this clip…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Charming as fuck
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No problem…watch from about the 25th second of this clip…
That's how Rachel greets me every morning. It tickles delightfully.
Her Royal Spriteness
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That's how Rachel greets me every morning. It tickles delightfully.
It will if you change things now - 1k+ written. and yes, it's the return of Franklin Roosevelt Chase. I feel pretty good about it right now
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Simple Scribbler
5 days left ... for those procrastinators among us You know who you are!! (Points finger)
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da Bear
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5 days left ... for those procrastinators among us
Reminds me of a notice I got from one publisher to whom I didn't send the manuscript from one of my books.
.
"Dear Author,
We haven't received any submissions from you recently and wanted to thank you. That suits our needs perfectly.
All the best,
Dunwooding and Klitanpuss
Publishers"
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
5 days left ... for those procrastinators among us
don't be pointing that finger at me, young lady. i think this is the first time i didn't get mine in the day before the comp ended. lol
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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don't be pointing that finger at me, young lady. i think this is the first time i didn't get mine in the day before the comp ended. lol
Ha! Not pointing at you ... this time.
And I have a question. Is this cover art acceptable (it actually fits in cover box 
). I'm wondering about gal showing pubic hair thru her slip.
Now that I have the cover art done, I guess I have to finish it! At 8K and questioning everything I've done. 🙄
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I'm fine with that cover pic. Super stylish!
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I'm fine with that cover pic. Super stylish!
Yay! Thanks, WW! My story is set in 1920s NYC.
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
da Bear
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Ha! Not pointing at you ... this time.
And I have a question. Is this cover art acceptable (it actually fits in cover box
Now that I have the cover art done, I guess I have to finish it! At 8K and questioning everything I've done. 🙄
I'm not sure that's pubic hair – might be a black thong, right?
I'm sure that cover art will pass the mustard, Kimmi! And I can't wait to read your story!
My guess is that, with this much notice, the judges will burn out as there will be bunches of really long stories to read!
Not my problem – thankfully!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Ha! Not pointing at you ... this time.
And I have a question. Is this cover art acceptable (it actually fits in cover box
Now that I have the cover art done, I guess I have to finish it! At 8K and questioning everything I've done. 🙄
yep. perfectly fine. also, really impressive looking. btw, you can leave it at 8k. you don't HAVE to use all 10k words. just sayin'. lol
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
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yep. perfectly fine. also, really impressive looking.
If I enter (and it's a very big if right now for various reasons), expect 5-6K tops. I just find it hard to do longer these days given my penchant for perfectionist editing.
A strange little something for Halloween.
Simple Scribbler
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
I'm not sure that's pubic hair – might be a black thong, right?
I'm sure that cover art will pass the mustard, Kimmi! And I can't wait to read your story!
My guess is that, with this much notice, the judges will burn out as there will be bunches of really long stories to read!
Not my problem – thankfully!
I actually don't think there will be bunches who tackle say 7K or more, Bear. I might be wrong.
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Simple Scribbler
Quote by sprite
yep. perfectly fine. also, really impressive looking.
Thank you 
and No no no, Ms Sprite, I MUST use all 10,000 words allotted to me. It's a fun (not really fun) challenge I set for myself. And my cat, Boo, bet me I couldn't do it. I'm at 8.9 K and starting the editing process, so, I'll end up at 10K. 😎 Unlike others, when I edit, my word count goes UP.
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KimmiBeGood
I actually don't think there will be bunches who tackle say 7K or more, Bear. I might be wrong.
the way things are looking, mine's gonna be at the limit. lol at least i got some sex into the first 3k for once.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
Quote by KimmiBeGood
And my cat, Boo, bet me I couldn't do it.
Yeah, but what did Boo actually put for his end of the bet? A hairball? Catnip?
A strange little something for Halloween.
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
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lol at least i got some sex into the first 3k for once.
Ah, at least I'm not the only one who struggles with that. My love of plot and character is making it harder and harder to just get to the fucking.
A strange little something for Halloween.
da Bear
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Ah, at least I'm not the only one who struggles with that. My love of plot and character is making it harder and harder to just get to the fucking.
See? That's what happens to humans when they get older. The foreplay starts to take over…
Now, Polar Bears, OTOH…
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