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Announcing our "Notorious" Story Competition

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Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by Ping


How about grumpy old whore?

Would you be satisfied winning that?

Oh shit. Now I did it.





72 votes now...You can call me whatever you wish....not fives...probably 2's but its all fun.....

love ya,
Mysteria
xo
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Quote by Mysteria27
72 votes now...You can call me whatever you wish....not fives...probably 2's but its all fun.....

love ya,
Mysteria
xo


No worries. As Nicola said, she reviews scores and adjusts the low-ballers, if applicable.

72, eh? Sure you don't need new glasses?

Seriously, that's bloody awesome. I'm submitting soon, so hopefully... Oh, who am I kidding. I can't get 72 votes. Or can I?

But I am a grumpy old whore, and proud of it.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Quote by Ping


No worries. As Nicola said, she reviews scores and adjusts the low-ballers, if applicable.

72, eh? Sure you don't need new glasses?

Seriously, that's bloody awesome. I'm submitting soon, so hopefully... Oh, who am I kidding. I can't get 72 votes. Or can I?

But I am a grumpy old whore, and proud of it.




It's definitely 72.....

I usually don't have scoring on...So this is a treat for lovers and haters a like.

It's a field day of scoring all over the place.

I was under Buz's top story for one whole evening and a day...until I got probably a 1 or 2.

It's a fun contest and I hope my friend Green_Man wins.....That's who I am rooting for.....

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
Guest
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Quote by Mysteria27




It's definitely 72.....

I usually don't have scoring on...So this is a treat for lovers and haters a like.

It's a field day of scoring all over the place.

I was under Buz's top story for one whole evening and a day...until I got probably a 1 or 2.

It's a fun contest and I hope my friend Green_Man wins.....That's who I am rooting for.....

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


Yup. Saw that too. No worries. You might pop up again at 80.

Larry? Fuck Larry. He won't read this so I can say it. Right Larry?
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by Ping


Yup. Saw that too. No worries. You might pop up again at 80.

Larry? Fuck Larry. He won't read this so I can say it. Right Larry?


Eat me, G man.
Unknown User
I'll try to read and score on a few over the next few days. I'm not entering. Nothing coming to mind that fits and I'm not really in a writing mood right now (arthritis in my fingers makes typing painful at times for starters).
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Quote by Green_Man


Eat me, G man.


I see they let you out for the afternoon.

Good for you.

I just submitted my story. I'll get to reading some entries shortly. Your's was at the top of the list, but after that cruel comment...
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by Ping


I see they let you out for the afternoon.

Good for you.

I just submitted my story. I'll get to reading some entries shortly. Your's was at the top of the list, but after that cruel comment...


Darling boy. I will get to yours as soon as someone stumbles through it and approves it. I have finished them as they appear.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Ping


I see they let you out for the afternoon.

Good for you.

I just submitted my story. I'll get to reading some entries shortly. Your's was at the top of the list, but after that cruel comment...


i decided to hold on to yours for a few weeks, Ping. hope you don't mind.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sprite


i decided to hold on to yours for a few weeks, Ping. hope you don't mind.


I'll try, honest. But I don't think I can keep it hard that long.
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
Quote by Ping


Okay, Lady Mysteria, I've got it up! I'm only 69 votes behind you


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-mega-.aspx


M.E.G.A. stands for Make Easter Great Again, just in case you couldn't figure that out.


I Managed to be first to comment
Good luck Your story is fucking hilarious smile


Edit I went to read it for the second time and I guess I wasn't first to comment

That story is going to be in my head for awhile...
DarkSide
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Ping


I'll try, honest. But I don't think I can keep it hard that long.



Brilliant reply. Brilliant.
Ping 1 Sprite 0 no extra time.

And that bunny is seriously freightening me.

I shall say zees only vonce......fuck the bunny and get down to the office. Melissa is waiting on her hands and knees for you. Spreadeagled across the boardroom table. Anything less than a 5 wouldn't do her justice, and for a lawyer, that hurts....

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DarkSide


Brilliant reply. Brilliant.
Ping 1 Sprite 0 no extra time.

And that bunny is seriously freightening me.

I shall say zees only vonce......fuck the bunny and get down to the office. Melissa is waiting on her hands and knees for you. Spreadeagled across the boardroom table. Anything less than a 5 wouldn't do her justice, and for a lawyer, that hurts....


just deleted Ping's story. score now stands at Ping 1 Sprite 1,000,000. lesson to be learned here? don't fuck with me. that goes for all of you wankers.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by GraceW


Doctor, my ears don't wiggle when a lady blows in my hoo ha. Does that mean there is something physicalogolicky wrong with me?


You need to be checked out on my physicolispectrometer.
Buz
The Linebacker
Announcement!

The competetion will be judged by Sprite's cats and a goat named Sir Chives Haversham VIl.

That damn goat ate one leg of my pants, half my Pope hat, and most of my superhero cape. Now l look just plain silly.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by vanessa26


what if I fucked with you ? ;)


Silly little thing. You can't be a wanker.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by vanessa26


smile I could if I wanted to be but...*whispers* ( I meant something naughty )


I'm not sure you have ever NOT meant something naughty.
nicola
Matriarch
It's not just about the number of votes. It's about the average score you're receiving too.

This is both a marketing and writing contest!
Guest
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Quote by Mysteria27
I am at 73 now...LOVED YOUR STORY.

Cheers,
Mysteria
xo


Thanks! It has generated a few chuckles. Glad you liked it.

If you feel some hot breath on your behind, that's me. Well, I'm breathing really, really hard trying to catch up.

My story has 41 votes in about 12 hours. So, if we do the math, carry the one... hell... I'll still not catch you.

What are you at now? 80? 85?

Vanessa has got to be in the 60 range. If we can pry her away from her horror flicks and weed, she might tell us.
AliceDee
Somebody's Dreams
I have found that leaving nice comments on other people's stories seems to work well to get them to read yours. Sending pictures of you playing with your pussy does too. ;)


I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.

The Temptress of Tanner Street
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Lurker
Quote by AliceDee
I have found that leaving nice comments on other people's stories seems to work well to get them to read yours. Sending pictures of you playing with your pussy does too. ;)




Let the games begin!
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
Quote by Ping


Thanks! It has generated a few chuckles. Glad you liked it.

If you feel some hot breath on your behind, that's me. Well, I'm breathing really, really hard trying to catch up.

My story has 41 votes in about 12 hours. So, if we do the math, carry the one... hell... I'll still not catch you.

What are you at now? 80? 85?

Vanessa has got to be in the 60 range. If we can pry her away from her horror flicks and weed, she might tell us.
.

Nope not in the 60s yet sadly I'm at 49 so I have a lot of catching up to do
I might have to get dirty about this after all
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by AliceDee
I have found that leaving nice comments on other people's stories seems to work well to get them to read yours. Sending pictures of you playing with your pussy does too. ;)


I am loving all of the comments. But it strikes me a little odd that kind souls will take the time to comment but forget to vote. Perhaps that is actually a well thought out tactic. If it is forgetfulness then, please, dear cheerleaders of stories, please leave a vote as well.

[bh] Cheers to all.
AliceDee
Somebody's Dreams
Quote by vanessa26



Is that why you sent me a picture of you playing with a cat? I thought that was strange....lol



Ha! You seem like a cat person and I'm trying my best to fulfill peoples needs. ;)


I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.

The Temptress of Tanner Street