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Quote by Mysteria27
101 votes in.....If I had a 5 going on.....

I'd win.

However, nobody has a five.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


101!

Fuck.

I need to up my game.

And stop swearing so much.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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101!

Fuck.

I need to up my game.

And stop swearing so much.





Yes. Up yours. Agreed.

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101!

Fuck.

I need to up my game.

And stop swearing so much.






Actually......it's 102 now...

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
Okay, the gloves are off. Read my story or the kittie gets it.



Could you look at yourself in the mirror each morning, knowing your vote could have saved little Fluffkins?

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Now that’s the first time I’ve seen a lady want to shot her pussy with lead, to get a vote.

That said, I’d like any who haven’t, which is a fair number, to comment and vote on my story. Theoretically if 85% of the members here voted for me, I might be able to win. Fortunately I’m only looking for comments that help me improve as a writer, failure only means I keep posting below average stories. My story is. Cover Your Bets. The pitch fork and burning torch meeting about my story, scheduled for 10pmEST, has been postponed to Tuesday night at the same time.
"Illegitimis non carborundum." Vinger Joe Stllwell

What you learn in life is important; those you help learn are more.
103 votes in..


I’m pretty excited to have a story that has 100 votes in it. That’s new for me.

I thank my fans, friends and haters for continuing to read my story. Even if you hate it...you’re showing attention to it.

I’m a views girl and every time somebody opens it...it’s another view on my 10.6 million views.

Thank you in advance for reading my story. I’m enjoying all the banter with the contest.

Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo
This is going pretty nicely for us. Different kind of competition.

I've now got 57 votes. That is more than ever before for me.

But 3 of those votes are scores of 4. Sure didn't like to see that last 4 scored. It dropped me from 2nd place voting avg to 7th in avg score for the contest entries. I am really hoping to catch back up overnight as I am sleeping.

Cheers all.
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This is going pretty nicely for us. Different kind of competition.

I've now got 57 votes. That is more than ever before for me.

But 3 of those votes are scores of 4. Sure didn't like to see that last 4 scored. It dropped me from 2nd place voting avg to 7th in avg score for the contest entries. I am really hoping to catch back up overnight as I am sleeping.

Cheers all.


Well done on the 57 votes. But how can you tell what the scores are? My timeline tells me how many I've got, but not what they are. And those stats about voting average - where did you get those?

Genuinely interested in knowing this, obviously.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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Well done on the 57 votes. But how can you tell what the scores are? My timeline tells me how many I've got, but not what they are. And those stats about voting average - where did you get those?

Genuinely interested in knowing this, obviously.


Try in your 'my stories' list. This gives averages although I'm genuinely not sure if it still does with comp ones.


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Try in your 'my stories' list. This gives averages although I'm genuinely not sure if it still does with comp ones.




No, it doesn't do it for comps - I checked. Or not for me anyway...

I'm mystified!

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Quote by naughtyannie


No, it doesn't do it for comps - I checked. Or not for me anyway...

I'm mystified!


If you go to the flash category, and sort by the 'popular' tab, you can scroll through the pages until yours comes up. That should let you know where it stands on average stats. It's a bit long-winded though!

Edit: bear in mind the current standings would likely be adjusted for troll votes etc, so the stated average won't necessarily be the final score
Quote by Jen


If you go to the flash category, and sort by the 'popular' tab, you can scroll through the pages until yours comes up. That should let you know where it stands on average stats. It's a bit long-winded though!

Edit: bear in mind the current standings would likely be adjusted for troll votes etc, so the stated average won't necessarily be the final score


Thanks Jen, that is really helpful and I can work out how many points I have 'lost' compared to all my votes being five. Which, giggles, is more than I would have liked, but is useful to know. Such is life.

And to be honest it is the comments from the writers I admire that I value most and I am absolutely thrilled with the response to my story.

Really enjoying the banter etc. so well done to whoever had this idea.

Annie aka Ned Kelly

Do check out my latest story: Emma's Examinations

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls

The banter is the best bit. And I've made some new friends as a result, which is lovely.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

109 votes in....


I can never thank you enough. I just giggle if this story had all fives I would be at the top.

I have the second most viewed competition piece. Love or hate it....It's being read.

If you haven't had a chance to read it....YOU MUST!

My total views go up everyday and a contest like this has brought more followers and lover's to all my naughty stories.

To date my views are: 10,683,549.

If you'd like to help this naughty housewife win this POPULARITY CONTEST. Come and read my story.....Groupie Sex.

Here's the link for you:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
I tried as was suggested and all it shows is that I have 14 comments. There are 20 stories listed before mine and I've no idea any significance in that. I'd love to know how many votes i have, could that be related to membership status/level?
"Illegitimis non carborundum." Vinger Joe Stllwell

What you learn in life is important; those you help learn are more.
110 votes in....Last vote was from a troll. They gave either a 1-3. Such jealousy. Nicola will remove all the low balls. It's really just a waste.

I can never thank you enough. I just giggle if this story had all fives I would be at the top.

I have the second most viewed competition piece. Love or hate it....It's being read.

If you haven't had a chance to read it....YOU MUST!

My total views go up everyday and a contest like this has brought more followers and lover's to all my naughty stories.

To date my views are: 10,683,677.

If you'd like to help this naughty housewife win this POPULARITY CONTEST. Come and read my story.....Groupie Sex.

Here's the link for you:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
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Quote by Pelwrath
I'd love to know how many votes i have


You can usually find that on your Avatar->Timeline menu. Every time someone scores it should say "A score has been made on your story {story name}, giving it a total of NN votes." Don't think that feature is related to status.

Over one million views on my stories can't be wrong, so please dive in and browse my 148 stories:


* 32 Editor's Picks, 84 Recommended Reads.
* 16 competition podium places, 12 other times in the top ten.
* 23 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.

111 votes in....I'm just so happy you're voting. The numbers are important in this kind of a contest. If you're the kind of voter who gives one's or two's and are trying to be mean....They will be removed anyway.

If you want to see me win, I need to be given a FIVE. This is a popularity contest. (Based on a combination of highest average score / largest number of votes). Members will decide the final vote. Since nobody has a five, I guess it will be an average score. I already have 111 votes in. I'm so excited for your attention!

I'm very pleased that so many of you have voted already. Even if you hate it....It's the most viewed Flash Story presented this month. You know me.....I love Views. That's how come I have the second most on this website. The latest tally is: 10,683,892.

I promise this will be the last time I beg for votes. It's really not my style....And the sole reason why I have turned off voting. I do need yours to be YOUR NEW ATTENTION WHORE. I shall whore for votes in this competition until the end.

If I do win...I will never run for this AGAIN! Here's the link to my competition piece:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx

Hugs and Licks,
Mysteria
xo
Finding out where you stand in the queue of posted stories it just a smidgeon complex. Go to the Home page. Select the "Popularity" tab at the top. Select the "Stories" tab to the upper left. Finally, select the "This Month" tab. That will give you a list of all stories by their average score from 5 to whatever at the bottom. It will not always tell you the actual average score for a contest entry. But it does show you the other stories' scores and with that information you can quite often determine what a particular contest entry story has for a score.

At this point the story Arabella is between two stories with an average score of 5. That means that the contest entry story Arabella also has a 5.

You do have to watch as it all changes. And relate it to what scores you have at any given time. It is not always perfectly accurate. But it is fun to just see it change.
Quote by Mysteria27
111 votes in....I'm just so happy you're voting. The numbers are important in this kind of a contest. If you're the kind of voter who gives one's or two's and are trying to be mean....They will be removed anyway.

If you want to see me win, I need to be given a FIVE. This is a popularity contest. (Based on a combination of highest average score / largest number of votes). Members will decide the final vote. Since nobody has a five, I guess it will be an average score. I already have 111 votes in. I'm so excited for your attention!

I'm very pleased that so many of you have voted already. Even if you hate it....It's the most viewed Flash Story presented this month. You know me.....I love Views. That's how come I have the second most on this website. The latest tally is: 10,683,892.

I promise this will be the last time I beg for votes. It's really not my style....And the sole reason why I have turned off voting. I do need yours to be YOUR NEW ATTENTION WHORE. I shall whore for votes in this competition until the end.

If I do win...I will never run for this AGAIN! Here's the link to my competition piece:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx

Hugs and Licks,
Mysteria
xo


DO NOT STOP WHORING!!!

Get those votes. The more you have, the better chance that those 5’s will outweigh the less-than-5’s.

Getting the most votes AND having one of the best averages should almost guarantee a victory. Don’t stop asking for 5’s until the contest ends. Keep us posted.

I’ve stalled at 77, so you are leaps and bounds ahead of me.

The key determining factor is the weighting. Are both votes and averages weighed the same? Is it a 50/50 split? Or is it a different ratio?

We don’t know, so GO, GO, GO!!! Get your votes!
114 in......Imagine if they were fives. This would be easy.

Hey....My story is getting read.

After this is over....

It will just get to the big picture of 10,684,088.

For me its about the views.

All my naughty stories are read and loved by all.

So keep VOTING AND READING. I LOVE YOU ALL

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-groupie-sex-.aspx
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110 votes in....Last vote was from a troll. They gave either a 1-3. Such jealousy. Nicola will remove all the low balls. It's really just a waste.


Quote by Mysteria27
If you're the kind of voter who gives one's or two's and are trying to be mean....They will be removed anyway.


I think there's probably a bit of confusion around Nicola's post-competition results process. Removing all of an entry's scores of one or two would basically invalidate the results because it would be saying that no story entered is 'poor' or 'fair' in any reader's estimation. When she says that she filters out 'troll' scores, she means instances such as competition entrants marking down other stories to try to sway the results in their favour or brand new Lush accounts which 1-bomb every comp entry.

I see no reason for any other 'low ball' scores to be removed.
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I think there's probably a bit of confusion around Nicola's post-competition results process. Removing all of an entry's scores of one or two would basically invalidate the results because it would be saying that no story entered is 'poor' or 'fair' in any reader's estimation. When she says that she filters out 'troll' scores, she means instances such as competition entrants marking down other stories to try to sway the results in their favour or brand new Lush accounts which 1-bomb every comp entry.

I see no reason for any other 'low ball' scores to be removed.



Of course....I absolutely know that any 1's given to me will stay.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo
Quote by Liz


I think there's probably a bit of confusion around Nicola's post-competition results process. Removing all of an entry's scores of one or two would basically invalidate the results because it would be saying that no story entered is 'poor' or 'fair' in any reader's estimation. When she says that she filters out 'troll' scores, she means instances such as competition entrants marking down other stories to try to sway the results in their favour or brand new Lush accounts which 1-bomb every comp entry.

I see no reason for any other 'low ball' scores to be removed.


This, I think, is where the confusion may have occurred...


The other way low scores are removed are average calculation based, meaning, how the system is programmed to calculate average scores.

For every ten votes, the top and bottom scores are removed to calculate the average. So, after those two scores are removed (for the calculation, not from the actual total vote count) from the eight remaining votes, the adjusted average is calculated.

So, it will be interesting to see how that affects a story's average AFTER the Lush Admin adjustments for intentional low ball scores are removed.

For example, if a story has 105 votes, with 15 less-than-5 scores, 5 votes of which are flagrant fouls, once those bad-ass scores are removed, the story now has 100 votes with 10 less-than-five, but legitimate scores.

When the system's average calculation mechanism recalculates, those 10 less-than-five scores are removed (including 10 scores of five, but neither are removed from the total vote count) to determine the automatically adjusted average.

The story that HAD 105 votes, with 15 less-than-five scores, now has an average of 5.

This is my argument for Mysteria. This combination of Lush Admin adjustment and automated system recalculation could work in her favor. Her current average of about 4.8 or 4.81 could become a high 4.9 or even a 5. That coupled with her massive vote lead could catapult Groupie Sex to victory.

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Of course....I absolutely know that any 1's given to me will stay.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


100% wrong.

You clearly didn't understand Liz's explanation, nor mine.

I just went through your scores out of curiosity. Of all the < 5 scores (19 of them), two were from competitors. I have removed them.

I do this for every competition.

If it were possible to code it in such a way, I wouldn't allow competitors to vote on each other's stories at all. It's too easy to vote a whole bunch down.

But it has to be a manual process, so Gav has coded it so that I can see the score on every story published here, and the person who scored it.

For this competition and every other I've ever ran, I do this after the deadline day has passed.

It takes me the best part of a day typically to do this for every single story entry (a very laborious and dull process).

Which is why I only do it once usually (believe it or not, I have better things to do with my time) at the end.

So in summary, trying to accurately keep track of who's scored what and where you stand, will be pretty much impossible and a fruitless exercise.

Good luck!
To clarify a few private questions I've received, publicly:

Contestant badges have already been done, as have the 1st to 3rd badges.

As per all competitions, the best stories regardless of # votes, may get an EP. Having read a few, I am already certain quite a few will get RR's.

There's only one cash prize.

Have fun!
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To clarify a few private questions I've received, publicly:

Contestant badges have already been done, as have the 1st to 3rd badges.

As per all competitions, the best stories regardless of # votes, may get an EP. Having read a few, I am already certain quite a few will get RR's.

There's only one cash prize.

Have fun!


Well, look at that ?

I believe the Lady Misteria has something to say about me, don’t cha darlin’?

Something about me being the opposite of left.

There isn’t an, I told you so, emoji, otherwise I’d have used that one.

Regardless, 114 is a big number to mount. I really want to say something, but I shall refrain

M.E.G.A. now has 78. That only 36 behind.
Quote by Ping


Well, look at that ?

I believe the Lady Misteria has something to say about me, don’t cha darlin’?

Something about me being the opposite of left.

There isn’t an, I told you so, emoji, otherwise I’d have used that one.

Regardless, 114 is a big number to mount. I really want to say something, but I shall refrain

M.E.G.A. now has 78. That only 36 behind.



Ping was absolutely right.

He’s the smartest person I know. He’s clever, charming and funny. Most importantly....he told me so.

Does that work for ya,
Mysteria
Xo
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Ping was absolutely right.

He’s the smartest person I know. He’s clever, charming and funny. Most importantly....he told me so.

Does that work for ya,
Mysteria
Xo


i just gave Ping's story a 1 for him being a smart ass.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.