When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Didn't I suspend your ass last year?
Sakes.
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When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?
I heard a rumour the next comp is set around the phrase 'High Maintenance'. It could be right up my street, and perhaps even others' -Spoiler alert- There is a faint possibility I've made this up.
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Didn't I suspend your ass last year?
Sakes.
no one puts baby in the corner
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I could go for time travel. Go into the past and become my own father. Nice weird twist on IF.
Just call it "The Lust Boat"
Sailing Sultry Seas With Sexy Sirens
There's an element of heat in this story.
Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry
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I could go for time travel. Go into the past and become my own father. Nice weird twist on IF.
Great idea, just don't put in 'historical paradox' as a tag or you'll drive readers away in droves.
Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
You really are pushing your luck.
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When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?
This is why the spanking emoji needs to be reinstated.
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This is why the spanking emoji needs to be reinstated.
They still exist:
(: smackbottom : without the spaces between the colons and the world)
(: whip : )
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They still exist:
Awesome! Thanx!
Well lower in the Forum threads is Morgan Hawke's Story Writing for Beginners. You could start there and in time you might win one 
.... heading for the hills
Do check out my latest story: Emma's Examinations
And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls
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Well lower in the Forum threads is Morgan Hawke's Story Writing for Beginners. You could start there and in time you might win one
They might even be far enough away to render a withering stare harmless, but I wouldn't count on it.😊
I have just been informed that my parking space has been given to some rookie mod. This is total bullshit. Lawsuit time, bitches.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I have just been informed that my parking space has been given to some rookie mod. This is total bullshit. Lawsuit time, bitches.
You have never been allocated a parking space since you either travel by bicycle or horse!
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You have never been allocated a parking space since you either travel by bicycle or horse!
If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.
I don't think 'stable' would fit in around here...😇
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I don't think 'stable' would fit in around here...😇
Nice pun on the word “stable"
