More new rules regarding STORY submissions

1 Jul 2018

1) Those of you submitting stories involving people dressed up as giant hamsters performing Harry Styles songs , please knock it the fuck off!

2) all submissions should have "save for Nicola" posted in the mod note box.

3) there will now be a small fee of $100 dollars required to submit lesbian themed stories.

4) Any story with a character named "Betty" in it will be automatically rejected and your account will be deleted.

5) we are no longer publishing stories by Canadians. Happy Canada Day, you moose riding hippies!

thank you for complying.

Her Royal Spriteness.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

1 Jul 2018

@Lizerotica

1 Jul 2018

Betty's soft fingertips brushed slowly up Rachel's inner thigh as they enjoyed the Giant Hamster Harry Styles Revue. Rachel felt a rush of heat as she imagined the pleasures she would enjoy later that night. Her lurid thoughts were interrupted by the insistent vibrations of her phone which of course she promptly moved between her creamy thighs. Glancing down she saw an avalanche of mail from Nicola, each email appearing to have a large attachment. A frisson of annoyance rushed through her that quickly dissipated between the delicious vibrations and Betty's imploring fingertips as they approached her silky blue panties. Unconsciously Rachel opened her legs wider at the same time imagining her favourite Canadian atop a moose in a vain effort her stifle her rising passion. Instead, the scene in her mind only accelerated her rising need. Frantically she searched her purse for her long discarded checkbook, desperate to cover the new $100 fee and in turn reach the climax of the story. L16

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

1 Jul 2018

Quote by LYFBUZ
Betty's soft fingertips brushed slowly up Rachel's inner thigh as they enjoyed the Giant Hamster Harry Styles Revue. Rachel felt a rush of heat as she imagined the pleasures she would enjoy later that night. Her lurid thoughts were interrupted by the insistent vibrations of her phone which of course she promptly moved between her creamy thighs. Glancing down she saw an avalanche of mail from Nicola, each email appearing to have a large attachment. A frisson of annoyance rushed through her that quickly dissipated between the delicious vibrations and Betty's imploring fingertips as they approached her silky blue panties. Unconsciously Rachel opened her legs wider at the same time imagining her favourite Canadian atop a moose in a vain effort her stifle her rising passion. Instead, the scene in her mind only accelerated her rising need. Frantically she searched her purse for her long discarded checkbook, desperate to cover the new $100 fee and in turn reach the climax of the story.

that's it. you're banned for life, Sasquatch.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

1 Jul 2018

My story starts off...

It was a sunny day in Manitoba as Betty, riding her moose named Ricardo Montalban, stumbled across the bouncing titties of Yankee lesbians frolicking nekkid in a meadow.

I'm submitting for free and leaving a note: Please leave this story for Sprite.

1 Jul 2018

But I've just written a story about a Canadian lesbian called Betty that dresses up as a giant hamster at the weekends.

Does that mean I'm fucked?!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

1 Jul 2018

Quote by DarkSide
But I've just written a story about a Canadian lesbian called Betty that dresses up as a giant hamster at the weekends.

Does that mean I'm fucked?!

go ahead submit it and see... club

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.