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Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Sorry, couldn't resist!

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Additional: LushStories.com (LS) Terms & Conditions

By accepting these terms and conditions and through your existing use of this website, you are hereby agreeing to the following:

LS will not be held accountable for any RSI (read: masturbatory) injuries, symptoms or syndromes you may experience when reading the content of this website.

LS will not be accountable for the reimbursement of any sex toy or lingerie spending sprees you decide to indulge in.

LS under no circumstances accepts responsibility for any medical conditions that may occur as a result of your use of this website, these include but are not limited to:

- Sexual Exhaustion
- Dehydration
- Insomnia
- Fatigue
- Cold Sweats
- Hot Flushes
- Heart Palpitations
- Nervous Twitching
- Any and all BDSM related contusions, bruising and abrasions.

Addendum: We have recently been made aware that some users have required urgent medical assistance after reading several stories by Ashleigh Lake (User: Dancing_Doll).
By agreeing to these T&C's you are also confirming that you are of sound body and mind and consider yourself of sufficient constitution for the 'Roller coaster of sexual deviance' that awaits.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
priceless. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
keoloke
Active Ink Slinger
Where do I sign up for a private consultation with Ms Jones? I'm experiencing some of the problems mentioned, ahemm medical condition, ohh you know all that stuff.

Does she accept insurance? like Blue Balls and BullShit.. whoa I mean Blue Cross and Blue Shield.

So, are you sure that I cannot send the bill Down Under?


It was real cute Liz
Choose n Practice Happiness

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
BabydollSlave
Active Ink Slinger
Does dancing dolls stories come with a disclosure? Just a thought..im a healthy person but wow wow wow giggles
my newest :)
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by DirtyMartini
I think it's great Lizzy...but, I just called that number...$3.95 for the first minute...isn't that a bit much?


Hey, girl's got to make her money some how! ;)
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by lizzy94
Hey, girl's got to make her money some how! ;)


Yeah, I hear lawyers are really hard up these days.
VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by clum

Yeah, I hear lawyers are really hard up these days.


depends on who's their assistant!
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by PersonalAssistant


depends on who's their assistant!


Perhaps I should warn any PA applicants now about the office rules...
VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by lizzy94


Perhaps I should warn any PA applicants now about the office rules...


Isn't that expected??
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by PersonalAssistant


Isn't that expected??


"Could you step into my office for a moment? Close the door behind you..."
VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by lizzy94


"Could you step into my office for a moment? Close the door behind you..."


like my three poems in the "Assume the Position" .... Assume the Position - part 1 of 3
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by PersonalAssistant


like my three poems in the "Assume the Position" .... Assume the Position - part 1 of 3



Shameless plug
Read them, loved them, scored & commented... now get your ass in my office! Giggles
VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
Quote by lizzy94


Shameless plug
Read them, loved them, scored & commented... now get your ass in my office! Giggles