Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Post Count

last reply
27 replies
2.2k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Is there any way to either hide my post count or have it reset to zero, please?

I already know I need to get out more, I don't need it displayed for the whole world to laugh and point at. I know you will suggest just not posting any more, but I'd have to go away and never come back if I did that, and I'm not ready to yet.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
<---- don't feel so bad - you're not even in the thousands yet, Daisy smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
oh I bet you get our more than I do

plus Spritey has a ton of posts and is able to write great stories so having a lot of posts cant be too time consuming
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by SatinBatty
oh I bet you get our more than I do

plus Spritey has a ton of posts and is able to write great stories so having a lot of posts cant be too time consuming


you forget. i don't sleep. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
lol well i dont sleep either....
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Shylass
I don't need it displayed for the whole world to laugh and point at.


Lol...you really think the whole world is laughing at your post count? I have to say, it's not something I even normally look at...

Though now that you mentioned it...I'll have to make sure I check your post count every day, and I'll try not to laugh too hard...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
clum
Clumeleon
You're only five away from a shiny new badge; you should be proud.

Don't worry, no one's judging you.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by clum
You're only five away from a shiny new badge; you should be proud.

Don't worry, no one's judging you.


i am - she gets a perfect 10! smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
meh - double post that mean.... kittens!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
im not judged on anything silly lol
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
You guys ROCK.

On another forum, the first I ever joined, the higher your post count, the "sadder the bastard you are". Plus, I haven't yet learned the art of quality over quantity. When I work it out, may I please have my number reset, if not now?

Sprite, I like those ginger kittens Bestest.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
Shylass, don't worry about the post count. It just means you are more talkative in forum form instead of chat room form. Plus the game threads can inflate the count real quick lol
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by SatinBatty
Shylass, don't worry about the post count. It just means you are more talkative in forum form instead of chat room form. Plus the game threads can inflate the count real quick lol


I don't want to be a chatterbox. I want to be somebody who says little but amazingly brilliantly. I think I just need to be a whole different person, really. I annoy myself with all my posts, let alone everybody else, and I just can't stop. I need a new hobby to stop me typing all the time. I tried knitting, but I was crap at it. Any suggestions?

Dammit, my next post will be 500. I might just keep editing this one.


EDIT 1: How do i already have my Forum Guru badge? I've asked Admin. I wanted it to appear after my heart-rendingly amazingly brilliant Post 500.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
No way are you annoying. It is good to see people posting and being talkative, thats the point of the site outside of the stories (i think). As for hobbies? I play video/comp games or watch tv and surf the VS website just to look lol.
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Shylass



Dammit, my next post will be 500. I might just keep editing this one.


You know, that's an idea...you could just have one forum post and keep editing it every day...

Btw, are you by any chance suggesting that people here judge me by the size of my forum post count? Damn, something else to worry about...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Shylass


I don't want to be a chatterbox. I want to be somebody who says little but amazingly brilliantly. I think I just need to be a whole different person, really. I annoy myself with all my posts, let alone everybody else, and I just can't stop. I need a new hobby to stop me typing all the time. I tried knitting, but I was crap at it. Any suggestions?

Dammit, my next post will be 500. I might just keep editing this one.


so, in other words, you want to be me. *gigglefit* i love me right now!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
easy_rider75
Active Ink Slinger
Ha I wouldn't worry bout it one forum I'm on I think I got close to 10,000 posts. Be honest the post count isn't something most worry bout that I know of lol
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
SatinBatty
Active Ink Slinger
i say little but not brilliantly... so whats that make me Spritey?
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Shylass


Dammit, my next post will be 500. I might just keep editing this one.


And that way you will have the record for the longest post as well
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sprite


so, in other words, you want to be me. *gigglefit* i love me right now!


We all love you
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Post 500. Bugger.



Sprite, you may be in my post. I wanted to post elsewhere, and I don't want 500 to be about BDSM.

I thought you might like this:
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Shylass
Post 500. Bugger.



Sprite, you may be in my post. I wanted to post elsewhere, and I don't want 500 to be about BDSM.

I thought you might like this:



Daisy let me get this right - are you saying that Sprite is the women in the pic or that one of those 'things' is Sprite's dildo?
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sisters



Daisy let me get this right - are you saying that Sprite is the women in the pic or that one of those 'things' is Sprite's dildo?


I'm saying nowt! I'd hate to share Sprite's secrets without permission.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
etairay
Active Ink Slinger
hey beautiful ..trust me ..been there and done that dont get me wrong, it does hurt when ur only judge on ur post number and made fun of due to it ive learnt the hard way ..nothing to worry bout [-X dont work urself up over it I still hate my post numbers hate it with a passion BUT until Gav can come up with a way to delete it ..im goin to sit and wait for that day il be the happiest person on forum.

try to ignore it if you can if i can, surely u can ..enjoy urself on here. Its a beautiful place to lose urself in. The threads are awesome soo many beautiful topics to read ..and ur under no pressure to post ..freedom of choice, you can take it or leave it. Ok ..ive blah blah blah on long enough sorry!!

have a blessed one ..mad love

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by etairay
hey beautiful ..trust me ..been there and done that dont get me wrong, it does hurt when ur only judge on ur post number and made fun of due to it ive learnt the hard way ..nothing to worry bout [-X dont work urself up over it I still hate my post numbers hate it with a passion BUT until Gav can come up with a way to delete it ..im goin to sit and wait for that day il be the happiest person on forum.

try to ignore it if you can if i can, surely u can ..enjoy urself on here. Its a beautiful place to lose urself in. The threads are awesome soo many beautiful topics to read ..and ur under no pressure to post ..freedom of choice, you can take it or leave it. Ok ..ive blah blah blah on long enough sorry!!

have a blessed one ..mad love


Was that your 27,000 post??? If so, I am Proper Honoured! If it wasn't, can I get your 28,000th?
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
Guest
Lurker
Oh Daisy,

You are a witty and intelligent raconteur and I love reading your posts.

Keep calm and carry on!
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola


I had to Google "moar".

I found it in the Urban Dictionary.

I had to stop reading because of the... well, have a look and see: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moar





Out of interest, is there a listing of all the badges/ranks for post counts, please?
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

 ***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************