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PRIDE MONTH AVATAR - WIN PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP!!!

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Quote by Dr_Lush


I’m a judge too ;)


No you aren't... but I'll still give you a good time ;)
Quote by sprite


probably straight to hell, but i promise you a fun ride on the way down. ;)


Be careful... or I just might hold you up to that promis hahaha
Quote by curvygalore


Since you've just offered me Chocolate Guinness cake as a bribe, that's an instant 750 points! angel7


Oh yea... free chocolate cake for everyone!
I really don't have a lot to offer, except that I was a product of the "free love" generation. That might be worth something, n'est-ce pas? Any takers?
bribes may come and bribes may go.
but points are worth way more than dough
and sending me points makes me
bribe like a ho





enjoy judges
Quote by lilwhipp
bribes may come and bribes may go.
but points are worth way more than dough
and sending me points makes me
bribe like a ho





enjoy judges


500 pts for lilwhipp for posting a pic of her blonde twin
I, for one, may actually be glad I'm not a judge. Too many good ones on here to choose from.
Wow! The more avatars that I see here the more my chances seem to dwindle! Tell me again whosever bum I have to kiss again? ???
Quote by LYFBUZ
500 pts for lilwhipp for posting a pic of her blonde twin


Posting private pics of others is actually against Lush' rules. #justsaying


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Reminder list of Judges: LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy), Jen(strumpet), browncoffee(pretends to be sweet but is a seething cauldron of passion), curvygalore(very spicy) & MollyDoll(naughty beyond your imagination)

May the bribery continue. It's anybody's to win.
Quote by LYFBUZ
LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy)




Yeah, right. Though as another nice (snickers) Canadian boy, I'll play along.
Quote by LYFBUZ
Reminder list of Judges: LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy), Jen(strumpet), browncoffee(pretends to be sweet but is a seething cauldron of passion), curvygalore(very spicy) & MollyDoll(naughty beyond your imagination)

May the bribery continue. It's anybody's to win.


Excuse me, strumpet?! How rude!


Gives Grace 30,538 points for the cookies.

Gives Lyfbuz a wedgie
Quote by LYFBUZ
Reminder list of Judges: LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy), Jen(strumpet), browncoffee(pretends to be sweet but is a seething cauldron of passion), curvygalore(very spicy) & MollyDoll(naughty beyond your imagination)

May the bribery continue. It's anybody's to win.


You may be a nice Canadian boy, but I have the Chocolate Guinness cake! *mwahaha*
Quote by LYFBUZ


I'm a judge.


you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.

Deducts 500 pts from sprite for attempting to mislead contestants. Think that brings her score down to about -1900 pts. * smug grin *
Quote by LYFBUZ

you are such a liar. don't even try - no one believes you.

Deducts 500 pts from sprite for attempting to mislead contestants. Think that brings her score down to about -1900 pts. * smug grin *


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by LYFBUZ
You weren't supposed to tell people just how naughty I am. I like it to be a surprise until the time is just right.

But I do agree with you,
Quote by lilwhipp
gets 500 for that picture and I'll give another 500 for what was said in the poem.

Quote by Verbal
gets 1000 for the bribe the other day. fanning myself

Quote by TheGreekGoddess
200 points for the cake and

Quote by Grace
200 points for the pen and ink. I actually wrote a little this weekend.

Hmm have I forgotten anyone?

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

Quote by LYFBUZ
Reminder list of Judges: LYFBUZ(nice Canadian boy)


So you are sticking with that whole “nice Canadian Boy” agenda? ?
Quote by curvygalore


You may be a nice Canadian boy, but I have the Chocolate Guinness cake! *mwahaha*


?? I can bake some more if you want.
yay! thanks MollyDoll. please, enjoy a cookie, mmmmmm so good.

all judges please enjoy some rainbow cookies. just a sweet treat for your pleasure.


Quote by LYFBUZ
Lyfbuz awards 30,538 pts to lilwhipp, the going rate for cookies.


I don't get any points for my cake? sad
Quote by LYFBUZ


I didn't see no cake. Curvy must have scarfed the lot.


https://i.giphy.com/media/4ayiIWaq2VULC/giphy.webp

There you go. Without pineapple.

Oh, and, I've also made souvlaki and gyros if everyone is interested. Just like the-deli-that-my-mum-used-to-buy-it-from-and-claim-that-she-made-it used to make it.