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Quota Announcement Concerning Canadian Citizens.

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Just to let you know, we've reached our quota on Canadians so I've been asked to inform you that any new Canadians applying for membership will cause automatic deletion of a current random Canadian member (LYFBUZ). Thanks for being understanding.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Oh oh. What did we do now? Did you get turned back at the border or something?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
Oh oh. What did we do now? Did you get turned back at the border or something?


Until you agree to exchange Trudeau for Trump, you're on my shit list.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by sprite


Until you agree to exchange Trudeau for Trump, you're on my shit list.


As long as we also get to merge with you as part of the deal, thereby making Trudeau president of North America and Trump a nobody.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by sprite
Just to let you know, we've reached our quota on Canadians so I've been asked to inform you that any new Canadians applying for membership will cause automatic deletion of a current random Canadian member (LYFBUZ). Thanks for being understanding.





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That cat's ears make it look like its mother mated with one of the bunnies in my backyard.koD1z5p26mnSwemr
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by seeker4
Oh oh. What did we do now? Did you get turned back at the border or something?


I just finished his comp story and I think I may know why she's upset. See Hannah's thread "I'm Inconsolable" describing someone tearing a book in half.

I could be wrong, but...

Either way, you have to go and read his story.


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/applied-literature.aspx#scorebottom


LYFBUZ may be banished permanently, lol.
nicola
Matriarch
Leave Lyfbuz alone!
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Quote by Gillianleeeza


I just finished his comp story and I think I may know why she's upset. See Hannah's thread "I'm Inconsolable" describing someone tearing a book in half.

I could be wrong, but...

Either way, you have to go and read his story.


https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/applied-literature.aspx#scorebottom


LYFBUZ may be banished permanently, lol.


I have it queued it but haven't got to it yet. Sounds like I need to bump it up the list a few notches.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite
Just to let you know, we've reached our quota on Canadians so I've been asked to inform you that any new Canadians applying for membership will cause automatic deletion of a current random Canadian member (LYFBUZ). Thanks for being understanding.


Are these national quotas public? Would you care to share them, and how they're decided upon?


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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Lyf might have avoided all this grief if the chosen book in his story had been 'The Art of the Deal' by D. Trump.
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Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by sprite
Just to let you know, we've reached our quota on Canadians so I've been asked to inform you that any new Canadians applying for membership will cause automatic deletion of a current random Canadian member (LYFBUZ). Thanks for being understanding.



If you read LYFBUZ's story backwards you'll uncover the Canadian plot for world domination.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Buz


If you read LYFBUZ's story backwards you'll uncover the Canadian plot for world domination.


"Yrros!"


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If you read LYFBUZ's story backwards you'll uncover the Canadian plot for world domination.


Now, we shall have to kill you. Slowly. Painfully.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Seeker wrote: Now, we shall have to kill you. Slowly. Painfully.

Me, I wrote: Ye gads! Not the 'comfy chair'!
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Nah, that's just a satellite office of the real thing.



(Warning to Americans: the East-West rivalry in Canada can get very, very ugly)
Guest
Lurker
Let's all give Lybuz a spanking over Sprite's knee!
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How does that seem like a terrible idea?


Note the Pinocchio in his post. What does it mean when Pinocchio's nose grows?
Guest
Lurker
Quote by VirgoGo


There are other Canadians who would surely volunteer to take Lyfbuz' place if he's not up to it. We're nice, like that. Line forms at the left!


I'm not Canadian, but I volunteer as well. Lol

:d/