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I'd like a soda fountain. I get thirsty perusing the forums, stories, and listening to the audio section. One of the nice ones with about 4 spouts would be good. Pepsi, Guinness, Coke, and water would be nice. Thank-you Miss.
LadyX
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I'd like a soda fountain. I get thirsty perusing the forums, stories, and listening to the audio section. One of the nice ones with about 4 spouts would be good. Pepsi, Guinness, Coke, and water would be nice. Thank-you Miss.


If I can get your vote for Student Council President, then that, and more, will be yours! Well, except for the beer. But maybe I can get the meat loaf discontinued.
M1R
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I'd like a soda fountain. I get thirsty perusing the forums, stories, and listening to the audio section. One of the nice ones with about 4 spouts would be good. Pepsi, Guinness, Coke, and water would be nice. Thank-you Miss.


I'd like to substitute gin and tonic for the Pepsi, please, and cabernet for the Guinness. Yes, that will do nicely.
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Dudealicious
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Quote by chefkathleen
I'd like a soda fountain. I get thirsty perusing the forums, stories, and listening to the audio section. One of the nice ones with about 4 spouts would be good. Pepsi, Guinness, Coke, and water would be nice. Thank-you Miss.


I'd like to substitute gin and tonic for the Pepsi, please, and cabernet for the Guinness. Yes, that will do nicely.


Here here I like your thinking M1R!

this one is on me until we get the taps flowing!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Catnip
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Something to show if you've written on someone's notepad - I've just blocked someone and when I went to write on his notepad found I'd already written on it and had completely forgotten.

I think that's a great idea smile
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
some sort of thingy. *nods* we need more thingys. preferably ones that make noise. fun noises. or sexy ones. oh! what about a black box thingy that, when you get a message, it's goes all moan-y? oh, and i like lights. And we should have more lavender. and why black boxes? was that the only choice? Hi Nicola! i love you! oh, and something like umm... a shock devise, so that when we piss off a mod, the 'e' key sends out static shock for 5 minutes. and bunnies. bunnies are cute. kitties are cuter. Gav needs to make a kitty/bunny device thingy. with lights and sounds. that's not asking too much, is it? ok, think that's it.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i think spritey just wants something to shock-stimulate her and a lavendar moaning box to pop up on screen a split second before she is shocked
sprite
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i think spritey just wants something to shock-stimulate her and a lavendar moaning box to pop up on screen a split second before she is shocked


shush! that was supposed to be between you and me!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by chefkathleen
I'd like a soda fountain. I get thirsty perusing the forums, stories, and listening to the audio section. One of the nice ones with about 4 spouts would be good. Pepsi, Guinness, Coke, and water would be nice. Thank-you Miss.


I'd like to substitute gin and tonic for the Pepsi, please, and cabernet for the Guinness. Yes, that will do nicely.


Well then why can't we have a 8 spout thing? All free of course.

Ladyx is getting rid of the meatloaf. I kinda likef Paradise by the Dashboard Lights though.
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Consitensy in Story "verification" So I wouldn't have to fight to have one posted
nicola
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Consitensy in Story "verification" So I wouldn't have to fight to have one posted


The site rules are consistent, you just need to follow them and your story will be approved.
nicola
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i would also like to see more relevant ads. this may not be possible but personaly i come here to avoid the disgusting world of free and even paid online porn i know google has a lot of relevancy ad programs they may work very well on this site and even get some more cash for the team !


More relevant? It's an adult sex story site, what could be more relevant than adult ads?

Google do not allow adult sites to show their ads. Nor do the likes of Amazon.

Text ads from the adult equivalent of google ads, did not even cover our operating costs. Our hosting costs are 4 figures per month, it has to be paid for somehow. Unless of course you'd like us to turn into a pay site where you have to pay a monthly fee?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by bigguns
i would also like to see more relevant ads. this may not be possible but personaly i come here to avoid the disgusting world of free and even paid online porn i know google has a lot of relevancy ad programs they may work very well on this site and even get some more cash for the team !


More relevant? It's an adult sex story site, what could be more relevant than adult ads?

Google do not allow adult sites to show their ads. Nor do the likes of Amazon.

Text ads from the adult equivalent of google ads, did not even cover our operating costs. Our hosting costs are 4 figures per month, it has to be paid for somehow. Unless of course you'd like us to turn into a pay site where you have to pay a monthly fee?


what about ads for my escort service,TDDT (Trashy Dates Drive-Thru)?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
nicola
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We can give them a trial! Send me over the creatives
LadyX
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TDDT (Trashy Dates Drive-Thru)?


Do you just stick your ass out the window as people drive up?
sprite
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TDDT (Trashy Dates Drive-Thru)?


Do you just stick your ass out the window as people drive up?


Or your head. Depends on what they're paying for. would you like that super-sized, Miss?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by nicola
We can give them a trial! Send me over the creatives


Got the art department working on it now! Just waiting for Alan to send me a better picture and we'll be good to go.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
LadyX
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I'll take a double. I think it's called the "Pink-and-Stink Special" on the menu. No Santorum, please. I'll bring my strap-on.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
btw, we're having a special on the Blood & Mud this week. Popping two cherries for the price of one.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i would also like to see more relevant ads. this may not be possible but personaly i come here to avoid the disgusting world of free and even paid online porn i know google has a lot of relevancy ad programs they may work very well on this site and even get some more cash for the team !


More relevant? It's an adult sex story site, what could be more relevant than adult ads?

Google do not allow adult sites to show their ads. Nor do the likes of Amazon.

Text ads from the adult equivalent of google ads, did not even cover our operating costs. Our hosting costs are 4 figures per month, it has to be paid for somehow. Unless of course you'd like us to turn into a pay site where you have to pay a monthly fee?


i didn;t realize that was the case with google although it does make sense. i was just thinking many people on here get so pissy when someone calls the stories on here porn instead of erotica that it seems weird there would be such vulgar ads for porn when it also seems many people on here can't stand pornography i was again just airing my opinion.

honestly a premium version of lush could be really awesome. no ads, unlimited picture storage exclusive chat rooms and riff raff free forums, access to an ad free mobile site/ app, if it takes off LushStudios (R) could be cool where you make tasteful videos of some of the most popular stories in each section. i would definitly pay $8-9.99 a month for that and again even more if their LushStudios (R) came around

just a thought
Dudealicious
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I can't speak for the rest here, but I don't even see the ads anymore. They have become like the white noise in the background you just tune out. I personally would rather have this site free and allow the ad revenue to support it for me.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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Oh let me clarify i did not mean to make it all pro just if you wanted to add those features to a pro account but let people like dude keep his white noise ads and free account

also becasue i feel i have been rather critical latley i would like to thank the team from the bottom of my heart for all they do and for not putting ads in the forums it is very hard to escape ads anywhere in life and i feel it is a nice benefit to be able to criticize, be criticized and have fun in a place like this without being overwhelmed by ads so for that thank you team!
Mistress_of_words
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honestly a premium version of lush could be really awesome. no ads, unlimited picture storage exclusive chat rooms and riff raff free forums, access to an ad free mobile site/ app, if it takes off LushStudios (R) could be cool where you make tasteful videos of some of the most popular stories in each section. i would definitly pay $8-9.99 a month for that and again even more if their LushStudios (R) came around

just a thought


While having a premium version of a site might sound good, it often leads to an us vs them split among users. You say you'd like exclusive chat rooms and forums but personally I think Lush has significantly less issues with chat and forum troll than many sites; it's a really friendly place here and troublemakers are usually swiftly dealt with.

It also becomes a lot more difficult to police a paid for site, as the users start to take the attitude that they have paid for the service therefore they should be allowed to do what they like. It is worth remembering that Lush is moderated by volunteers who are also part of the community.

As far as film making goes, it's a very expensive business, especially to pull off effectively. It would require a massive investment which could jeopardise the financial stability of the site as a whole. It's funny that you say you don't like porn and yet you seem to be suggesting that Lush get into the business of making it. Seems a bit of a contradiction to me.

Please don't consider me to be shooting you down here, in an ideal world your suggestions might work. I am merely pointing out that sometimes it is better to do one thing well than try to do too much and fail and any system which splits the community into two levels or classes inevitably leads to tension.

Regarding the adds, personally I think if you really don't like the ads then just install an ad blocker. No one is forcing you to look at them.
sprite
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Mmmmm spell check?



*gigglefit*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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honestly a premium version of lush could be really awesome. no ads, unlimited picture storage exclusive chat rooms and riff raff free forums, access to an ad free mobile site/ app, if it takes off LushStudios (R) could be cool where you make tasteful videos of some of the most popular stories in each section. i would definitly pay $8-9.99 a month for that and again even more if their LushStudios (R) came around

just a thought


While having a premium version of a site might sound good, it often leads to an us vs them split among users. You say you'd like exclusive chat rooms and forums but personally I think Lush has significantly less issues with chat and forum troll than many sites; it's a really friendly place here and troublemakers are usually swiftly dealt with.

It also becomes a lot more difficult to police a paid for site, as the users start to take the attitude that they have paid for the service therefore they should be allowed to do what they like. It is worth remembering that Lush is moderated by volunteers who are also part of the community.

As far as film making goes, it's a very expensive business, especially to pull off effectively. It would require a massive investment which could jeopardise the financial stability of the site as a whole. It's funny that you say you don't like porn and yet you seem to be suggesting that Lush get into the business of making it. Seems a bit of a contradiction to me.



good points i hadn't thought of what i meant about not liking porn is not liking the cheap stuff you find online with the girls and their boobs that have been re done hundreds of times and the cheap single camera angles where you can here the camera guy moaning in the background. that sort of stuff is what i meant i didn;t like you know the stuff in the ads dare dorm and happy tugs i feel a community like this one which prides itself in not being porn could pull off some very well made adult entertainment flicks with the right funding.
you are also probably right about pretentious ass holes feeling like if they pay should be able to play however they want i hadn;t thought about that
Dudealicious
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Quote by bigguns

honestly a premium version of lush could be really awesome. no ads, unlimited picture storage exclusive chat rooms and riff raff free forums, access to an ad free mobile site/ app, if it takes off LushStudios (R) could be cool where you make tasteful videos of some of the most popular stories in each section. i would definitly pay $8-9.99 a month for that and again even more if their LushStudios (R) came around

just a thought


While having a premium version of a site might sound good, it often leads to an us vs them split among users. You say you'd like exclusive chat rooms and forums but personally I think Lush has significantly less issues with chat and forum troll than many sites; it's a really friendly place here and troublemakers are usually swiftly dealt with.

It also becomes a lot more difficult to police a paid for site, as the users start to take the attitude that they have paid for the service therefore they should be allowed to do what they like. It is worth remembering that Lush is moderated by volunteers who are also part of the community.

As far as film making goes, it's a very expensive business, especially to pull off effectively. It would require a massive investment which could jeopardise the financial stability of the site as a whole. It's funny that you say you don't like porn and yet you seem to be suggesting that Lush get into the business of making it. Seems a bit of a contradiction to me.



good points i hadn't thought of what i meant about not liking porn is not liking the cheap stuff you find online with the girls and their boobs that have been re done hundreds of times and the cheap single camera angles where you can here the camera guy moaning in the background. that sort of stuff is what i meant i didn;t like you know the stuff in the ads dare dorm and happy tugs i feel a community like this one which prides itself in not being porn could pull off some very well made adult entertainment flicks with the right funding.
you are also probably right about pretentious ass holes feeling like if they pay should be able to play however they want i hadn;t thought about that



Whoa there pony, we are not directing this stuff at you as a personal attack!!

Breathe and relax man, not every post needs a reply...If that was the case I would have 18,562 posts in a year...Oh shit there is a member here with that many!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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OMG .... busting out laughing here ....

good thing I had not yet sipped my scotch!!

buggers ..... lol