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who's the voice?

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so whos the voice, behind the audio stories???
nicola
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Mine, would you like me to call you? I charge $9.95 / minute, 10 mins minimum call. I can cover 3 full octaves in range, and can do anything from little schoolgirl, bored housewife all alone, husky dominatrix, and anything in between. 1-900-Miss-Lush.

Actually, it's not me

Her identity is a closely guarded secret.

Why do you wish to know?
obscura
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The Stig?
nicola
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I was going to say that obscura, but didn't think our largely US audience would get the reference. He wrote a book recently, the BBC were trying to stop it coming out. He won of course.
obscura
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I think its unfortunate that people were so caught up in trying to reveal his identity. I especially dispise the money hungry corporates. No secrets, no thrill... Sort of like the sexy voice of the audio story.

Some say she can deepthroat lengths of over one foot...
sprite
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The Stig?


lol - i love you for that! i'm American and i get it! i love top gear! it's SO much fun and i don't even care much for cars!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i dont know why they have to screw things up?
nicola
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i dont know why they have to screw things up?


Excuse me?
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Mine, would you like me to call you? I charge $9.95 / minute, 10 mins minimum call. I can cover 3 full octaves in range, and can do anything from little schoolgirl, bored housewife all alone, husky dominatrix, and anything in between. 1-900-Miss-Lush.

Actually, it's not me

Her identity is a closely guarded secret.

Why do you wish to know?


i knew it was you... okay okay ill agree to your charges ill leave you my phone number soon hahaha. but seriously i wish i knew who she is cause she's got some talent and boy she's good.
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screwing up was in referance to the bbc? not anyone on lush smile
MrNudiePants
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The Stig?


lol - i love you for that! i'm American and i get it! i love top gear! it's SO much fun and i don't even care much for cars!


Okay - ONE time in my life where I can say, "I gotta watch more T.V."
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I think its unfortunate that people were so caught up in trying to reveal his identity. I especially dispise the money hungry corporates. No secrets, no thrill... Sort of like the sexy voice of the audio story.

Some say she can deepthroat lengths of over one foot...



i got the stigs autobiography. its good, you should get it smile
nicola
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Doesn't the stig just drive around the same track every day? That's my impression when I've lost the remote and forced to watch the show. I can't imagine it being a good read, but I'm open minded.
obscura
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lol - i love you for that! i'm American and i get it! i love top gear! it's SO much fun and i don't even care much for cars!


I love you right back for that! I though Americans only watched Jersey Shore and the NFL

Must be the Hamster the girls like, 'cos I'm sure it can't be Clarkson's face nor would it be that '70s guy, James May.
obscura
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Doesn't the stig just drive around the same track every day? That's my impression when I've lost the remote and forced to watch the show. I can't imagine it being a good read, but I'm open minded.


Might get a little repetitive unless the book is 4 pages long... with pictures.
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Some say she can deepthroat lengths of over one foot...



And that she can suck a basketball through a straw.

All we know is, well, actually we know more now because of that book!
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Some say she can deepthroat lengths of over one foot...



And that she can suck a basketball through a straw.

All we know is, well, actually we know more now because of that book!


What book? What did I miss?
Edit: Never mind. I found it. Lolz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I'm American...and I only know Top Gear as a sixties radio show on BBC...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_(radio_show)
Shows you what I know...
Btw, I dialed 1-900-MissLush and it says it's disconnected...
What's going on here???


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