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Always keep your condoms in your car...
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AWESOME!^ enjoyed that very much 
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I have heard a variation of this one before.
The guy goes to the girlfriends' house. Girlfriend not home so he waits for her in the living room.
The girlfriends' mother comes in naked and suggests they have sex while he waits for her to come home.
He is greeted by the father and the daughter outside.
Still a good read.... what would you do if it ever happened to you?
Would you 'go there' or be faithful to your lady?
The guy goes to the girlfriends' house. Girlfriend not home so he waits for her in the living room.
The girlfriends' mother comes in naked and suggests they have sex while he waits for her to come home.
He is greeted by the father and the daughter outside.
Still a good read.... what would you do if it ever happened to you?
Would you 'go there' or be faithful to your lady?
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very funny
Rookie Scribe
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lool, very funny, Lucky guy.
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So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!
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Quote by yourmisterdark
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!
I knew! I knew!
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What to Look for in a Hard Drive That You Are Purchasing?
When you are going to <a href="">buy laptop hard drive</a>, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
When you are going to <a href="">buy laptop hard drive</a>, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
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What to Look for in a Hard Drive That You Are Purchasing?
When you are going to <a href="">buy laptop hard drive</a>, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
When you are going to <a href="">buy laptop hard drive</a>, it is extremely important to look for one that is going to be fast and large enough to accommodate all of your files and data needs. It
<br>Yeah, it's just what I need, I'm about to have a new one
<br>I always use Dell Hard Disk Drives, what about you, guys?
<br>Gateway!!!lol
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lol
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Quote by yourmisterdark
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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haha...oldie, but a goodie. 
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that was a good one
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Quote by justalilfun
I have heard a variation of this one before.
The guy goes to the girlfriends' house. Girlfriend not home so he waits for her in the living room.
The girlfriends' mother comes in naked and suggests they have sex while he waits for her to come home.
He is greeted by the father and the daughter outside.
Still a good read.... what would you do if it ever happened to you?
Would you 'go there' or be faithful to your lady?
Tough question. To me it's not just about opportunity. Do I get along with the sister? Do I find her attractive? Can I trust her to keep her mouth shut? Lol
Honestly I probably wouldn't go the IN the family. To me that screams too risky and a good likelihood of it getting back to my gf. And why would I jeopardize years of sex for a quickie?
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Quote by Guest
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!
The problem is when you don't know which.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
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Another variation involves some BDSM.
When the Boyfriend was approached by the naked Mother, he told the Mother to bend over and kneel against the lounge suite.
The Boyfriend then took the belt off his trousers and started to use it on the Mother's derriere.
The Mother's cries of penance, or was it pleasure, soon brought the Father and Daughter running.
It probably wasn't what they weren't expecting, but still had the desired result(s).
Also, seeing the Mother naked, you would get to know what your future wife will look like in 20 or 30 years time.
When the Boyfriend was approached by the naked Mother, he told the Mother to bend over and kneel against the lounge suite.
The Boyfriend then took the belt off his trousers and started to use it on the Mother's derriere.
The Mother's cries of penance, or was it pleasure, soon brought the Father and Daughter running.
It probably wasn't what they weren't expecting, but still had the desired result(s).
Also, seeing the Mother naked, you would get to know what your future wife will look like in 20 or 30 years time.
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Hilarious
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Quote by Guestold ones are the best ones
that was a good one
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very lucky one! but...why not to fuck her without condom?