With this pole, I thee wed.
Do you take this crotch? Yes I do!
My schoolmates are talking.
There's was a love based on...finances.
If I pump this handle a few times, maybe water will come out.
Lush writers. "His hand went here, her arm went there."
Catch and release laws nonexistent in this state. Please refer to Dept. of Natural Resources document.
We'll get married after I finish this roof.
Who wears the shoes in the family?
With feedings three times daily, she'll store well in the attic.
It was hard getting the engagement ring on in this position, but love conquers.
Live, three shows, nightly.
For my next trick, I'll pull flowers out of her...
This is where you'll be sleeping a lot, honey.
The doctor says he can remove her flippers and give her feet.
And my favorite...
"Congratulations on your new, abusive relationship."
