After blowing every kid's mind about who Santa is, enjoy this bike. It comes with handles that you'll keep twisting until they're so loose they come off every time you make a turn. The ELECTRIC HEADLIGHT battery will last about a day and a half. You also get a full-color folder showing your favorite movie stars riding a bike. Your neighbors will love the "zip and handling of a custom racer" (toughness of a Jaguar cat!). You'll need that "split-second timing" of the gears when you keep annoying the neighbors with that Goddamn electric-horn.
