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Caption the Kitteh

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A few nights ago, I ran across a small collection of cat photos begging to be captioned. Let's see what creative witticisms lurk about in the minds of Lushies everywhere...
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
"I do not taste like chicken."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"If I don't move, she won't see me."
nicola
Matriarch
"Fridge inspection cat asks; how long has that mango been rotting in here, and where can you even buy a product called 'Kayonaise'?"
M1R
Divine Rapscallion
"I hope they treetz kittehs better than they treetz whatever froot that used to be!"
Maggie R
MrNudiePants
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Fierce arctic cat sez, "RAWR!"
Unknown User
"This is MY hiding spot! Go get your own"!
dan17
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so cute, look nervous to caught hiding to that place
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"I'd rather freeze than cuddle with you."
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"The second his hands go for the cold cuts, he's mine."
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This is MINE!
Now pass me the mayo and back the hell off
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"Kitten, time for din, din!"

"Gently ease the bag of Salmon out for dumb dumb, gently..."
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Come join me, no better place when the air con is broken ...
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It's a new toy for your dog.
scooter
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I ju ju just hope their not eating pussy tonight
nicola
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Quote by DirtyMartini
What happened, Storm Blue left his cat in the refrigerator for us to take care of when he left Lush?

The nerve of that guy...
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Quote by Guest
A few nights ago, I ran across a small collection of cat photos begging to be captioned. Let's see what creative witticisms lurk about in the minds of Lushies everywhere...



"I heard that StormBlue loved hot pussy, so.... here I am!"



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Tiddles later became somewhat of an inspiration to other frozen foods, as the first escapee from the plastic refrigerator bin labelled "Meats".
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Is he gone? Can I come out now? Is it safe?
M1R
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Quote by chefkathleen
Is he gone? Can I come out now? Is it safe?
Maggie R
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yeah ... he's gone... now caption the kitties......





Hey stop pussy footing around and fight me!
adeleeve
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Quote by Sheriff69
yeah ... he's gone... now caption the kitties......

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Hey stop pussy footing around and fight me!


1 more step and the tail gets it !!
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Wow, Jackie Chan has seriously lost his touch.
scooter
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I'll just hide in here until Scooter is done making the fireworks for Fourth of July...


scooters recipe for disaster;






You can run, but you can't hide..