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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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She's a Doc and a Rev....WTF?......Nic is multitalented.....LOL!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.
The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
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Lol Marco.
Those are great Rocco. We are all going to hell for even visiting this site, emblazened in red, the devil's colour!!!!
Those are great Rocco. We are all going to hell for even visiting this site, emblazened in red, the devil's colour!!!!
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We are all going to hell for even visiting this site
Sweet!! We shall have a blast when we get there then.vKOZ3JUydcl3DnOx
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise
Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it
All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.
Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise
Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it
All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.
Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise
Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it
All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.
Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.
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Good ones Tech 
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An old joke of mine...
Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to my grilfriend's office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father? ... Father?"
Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
"Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to my grilfriend's office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father? ... Father?"
Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
"Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
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Money • Church
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered:
"I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said:
"You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered:
"I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said:
"You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."
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Well, I mean... Maria Gonzalez
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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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