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Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
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Great costume - better get my post count up!
Welcome, Borg. Yes, please do get your count up. Glad you could join us. Can't wait to see what you pick for a costume and an AV!!!
Monkey Fighting Snakes on this Monday through Friday plane??? Seriously laughing at that Mazz.
WTH??? Get that thing AWAY from me!!!
Welcome Borg!!! *waves*
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Sorry I’m late. Got a text that more lick her…er…liquor was needed so I stopped for a case.
Man, what is it with all the snakes? Someone playing a flute or something?
Man, what is it with all the snakes? Someone playing a flute or something?
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
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Sorry I’m late. Got a text that more lick her…er…liquor was needed so I stopped for a case.
Man, what is it with all the snakes? Someone playing a flute or something?
Thanks for joining the party, Boss. So kind of you to bring some more liquor.
DAMN!! Now I am starving. Thanks, Sisters!
Looks like my pesky snakes are getting out of control...
Definitely looks like we need one of these guys at the party.
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Sorry I’m late. Got a text that more lick her…er…liquor was needed so I stopped for a case.
Man, what is it with all the snakes? Someone playing a flute or something?
Thanks for joining the party, Boss. So kind of you to bring some more liquor.
Looks like my pesky snakes are getting out of control...
Definitely looks like we need one of these guys at the party.
Hey, a good rude song....
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Quote by sisters
I know lets play a game....
Who's got the biggest sandwich !!
My, what big buns you have...
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
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I know lets play a game....
Who's got the biggest sandwich !!
Mat not be same kind of sandwich you had in mind though.
I think there's a lot more meat in the second one...
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
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Then whats that dripping on the floor?
Secret sauce?
Writing quality explicit material for over eight one-hundredths of a century.
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
"If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while." - Tom Lehrer
"There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck; only adequate or inadequate preparation for a statistical universe." - Robert Heinlein
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Hey gang, well, I have more than 20 posts, and still can't get the pic thing to work, so, tonight everyone, I'm coming as,,,
The Invisible Man!
Chocolate covered frog anyone?
I posted directions on page 8 of this thread about posting pics and videos. Are you following those directions?? Great to see you at the party, Tell!
Seriously, this is the last snake pic I swear!!
You people need to slow down your drinking a bit or eat some of the sandwiches!!
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Snake sandwhich for me then. Erm, I'll start at the er, head!
Yes, got the instructions printed off. No worries, I'll sort it one day, but too busy parting right now. It's hard when your invisible.
It stays hard when you're invisible? Good to know!!
SP, I'm sure someone will be more than willing to help you with that.
Sisters, I hope you're planning to share! ;)
OK, we have snakes, sandwiches, and a mess on the floor. What else are we needing, People?
Not sure if psychedelic is the way to go considering how much alcohol and sandwiches I have had to consume. Think I need to lie down for a bit...