OK this is officially the WORST song I have ever posted on Lush (funny as hell though)
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Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Head Nurse
Quote by mazzaQuote by barney
hey curly guess i missed the party side tracked to china instead hmmm sense of direction bad cheers all have a drink for me
Hey Barney, don't worry, have one of these on me.. well, not ON me, well, you know what I mean....
Recipe
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
WARNING: Drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters may cause serious damage to the rods and cones in the human eye, thus explaining why consumers of this beverage have often reported it to be green in color when, in fact, it is not.
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick. It has also been described as the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head.
Hahahah - You SO have to watch this!! SOOOOOO Funny!!
my favorite drink!
!! ...Looks & raises glass to the sky
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Quote by Te11taleQuote by studintraining
drink driving just isnt the same in space
Couple of cops to see you Stud! Something about no insurance?
Meanwhile, if anyone wants me, I'll be in sick bay helping Naughtynurse inspect the oncoming shift!
Oh my, Tell!! She IS a very naughty nurse!!!
Well, our little sojourn has been wonderful, but like all good things, must sadly come to an end...
Our little spacecraft has once more returned to earth, but something is wrong...
Is everyone ok???
It's not quite right, everyone is wearing flared trousers, mini skirts, sparkly things, ridiculous facial hair....
OMG it can mean only one thing....
That's right!! WE'VE LANDED IN THE 70s!!!
Anyone care to guess who my date is???
So, squeeze yourself into those spandex pants, that polyester blouse and shake your ass on down the the 70s DISCO!!!
