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Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Jen, I am LOVING your look!! Wish I had the cnfidence to pull something like THAT off!!
STamp, Tell and SHot - GOOD CHOONZ!!
Here's one that is SUPER AWESOME!!!
(was totally turned into an amazing dance track too, but we'll save that one for when we visit the 90s!!)
We having fun yet, or what???
STamp, Tell and SHot - GOOD CHOONZ!!
Here's one that is SUPER AWESOME!!!
(was totally turned into an amazing dance track too, but we'll save that one for when we visit the 90s!!)
We having fun yet, or what???
Oh man, where's my coffee? 
We promise we'll head there soon, SP, so you can have some Hunka Hunka Burnin Love with Elvis, but not just yet.
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Post clips from your FAVORITE comedians. We want throwback to present. Surprise us with what you can find. Also, don't forget to post your favorite drinks and bad jokes!!
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We're all loading up
and heading to the
For the Last Laugh
Post clips from your FAVORITE comedians. We want throwback to present. Surprise us with what you can find. Also, don't forget to post your favorite drinks and bad jokes!!
Remember, it's a 2-drink minimum. First limo to get there, please order a round!
oh my favorite bad joke, heehee.
on his first day at the funeral home a yong guy is given the job of cleaning and dressing a young woman's body. when the funeral home director returned he asked if there had been any problem. the young man responded that all went well until he saw the shrimp in her pussy. the director thought for a moment and said, that wasn't a shrimp it was her clit. the young man said, well it sure tasted like shrimp.
heehee, is that bad enough?
on his first day at the funeral home a yong guy is given the job of cleaning and dressing a young woman's body. when the funeral home director returned he asked if there had been any problem. the young man responded that all went well until he saw the shrimp in her pussy. the director thought for a moment and said, that wasn't a shrimp it was her clit. the young man said, well it sure tasted like shrimp.
heehee, is that bad enough?
a man went into a bar and ordered drink after drink but couldn't take his eyes off a monkey behind the bar in a cage. after a bit he asked the bartender, what's up with the monkey. the bartender smiled and said watch this, you'll love it. he unzipped his fly, pulled his cock out, then opened the cage. when the monkey came out he hit it in the head with a bat, the monkey immediatly began sucking his cock. the bartender looked at the drunk and asked if he'd like to give it a try. the drunk said sure but please don't hit me so hard with that bat.
i promise, they only get worse
i promise, they only get worse
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slutpuppy your hilarious. next you'll be tell about Mickey Mouse telling everyone that Minnie Mouse was crazy.
Mickey's excuse, 'I wasn't saying she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy'.
Mickey's excuse, 'I wasn't saying she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy'.
well when mickey found out she was fucking goofy he wanted in on the action, so he plied her with alcohol and when she was quite tipsy, he said "i could use a little pussy". minnie giggled and said be right back. thinking she was going to freshen up, mickey got naked and waited. a few minutes later he heard minnie yelling and opened the mouse door and saw minnie being chased by a kitten. he kept the door open and planned to shut it after she was safe inside but just as she got to the door she sidestepped and the kitten came slidindg inside and he heard minnie say , there's a little pussy, going to find you another one.
a man visiting his friend on the indian reservation loved the life so much he asked how he could become a member of the tribe. his friend said, first you have to guzzle down a jug of fire water without batting an eye, then you must kill a bear with just a bowie knife, last of all you must mate with an indian maiden. the man downed the fire water and quite drunk asked where was the best place to find a bear, a few hours later he came limping back, bruised and bleeding and asked, "now where is that indian maiden i'm supposed to kill"?