SP, I love your jokes.
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Glad to be here CG, thank you for asking me.
SP, I love your jokes.
SP, I love your jokes.
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Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
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Ah nothing like Bill hicks to get the laughter splashing around. Glad I came to this party now
OOOOOH JB!!! So Awesome to see you sweetie!
MWah!!!!
Also welcome to MD! Glad you could make it!!
Be sure to post some of your favourite clips guys (instructions from CG on page 8 I think)
a doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt so guilty and dirty. every once in a while he would feel better when a voice in his head would say, don't feel so bad, a lot of doctors have had sex with a patient. but then another voice would say,you are a sick bastard and a terrible veternarian.VbeudHj9Rix7KJuD
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A guy goes into a church and prays to God. "Please God, let me win the lottery. I am desparate" the lottery comes and the man does not win. He goes back to church and prays some more. "I really need the money, God. Please let me win." Loittery comes and goes again and the man still does not win. He goes back to church for a third time. "Please God. I will do whatever you ask." Then the man hears a booming voice from above "Buy a ticket!!!"
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What's the dirtest thing ever said on tv?
"Ward weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
"Ward weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
A young white girl arrives at the hospital about to give birth, and is rushed to the delivery room.
Naughtynurse asks if they can call anyone and the girl explains that she is totally alone in the world.
Naughtynurse tells the girl not to worry, she will be looked after and not judged in any way.
The birth happens quickly and the baby is taken away to be cleaned up.
Nn says to the girl, "Baby is a fine and healthy boy, but just so you're prepared, baby is black!"
"Oh dear" the girl says, "Um, I had no money and no where to go, and I made a porno to get money! A black guy was in it!"
"Don't worry, like I said, we won't judge," Nn said, "Um, baby does have slanted eyes!"
"Oh no, you see, there was a Japanese guy in the film too!" explains the girl.
"No problem, no problem, erm, baby is also blond though!" Nn continued.
"Ahh, well, a Norwegian guy!" Nn is told, explaining the blondness.
"No problem, like I said, no judging, just preparing you, and baby is healthy!" Nn says.
"One thing?" the girl asks, "When you slapped baby to make him breath, did he bark?"
Naughtynurse asks if they can call anyone and the girl explains that she is totally alone in the world.
Naughtynurse tells the girl not to worry, she will be looked after and not judged in any way.
The birth happens quickly and the baby is taken away to be cleaned up.
Nn says to the girl, "Baby is a fine and healthy boy, but just so you're prepared, baby is black!"
"Oh dear" the girl says, "Um, I had no money and no where to go, and I made a porno to get money! A black guy was in it!"
"Don't worry, like I said, we won't judge," Nn said, "Um, baby does have slanted eyes!"
"Oh no, you see, there was a Japanese guy in the film too!" explains the girl.
"No problem, no problem, erm, baby is also blond though!" Nn continued.
"Ahh, well, a Norwegian guy!" Nn is told, explaining the blondness.
"No problem, like I said, no judging, just preparing you, and baby is healthy!" Nn says.
"One thing?" the girl asks, "When you slapped baby to make him breath, did he bark?"
Awesome stuff you guys!!
Love the clips Tell (well, inasmuch as one can love Bernard Manning, which I don't)
SP - keep the jokes coming!
Wolverine!! Wow, nice of you to drop in!!
CG - can't believe you saw Bill Hicks - lucky you!!
Can't post clips over the weekend, but will make up for it when I get home!!
Love the clips Tell (well, inasmuch as one can love Bernard Manning, which I don't)
SP - keep the jokes coming!
Wolverine!! Wow, nice of you to drop in!!
CG - can't believe you saw Bill Hicks - lucky you!!
Can't post clips over the weekend, but will make up for it when I get home!!
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What's the dirtest thing ever said on tv?
"Ward weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
Thanks for posting, W!
HA! Tell, loved how you personalized the joke. I'm sure NN will appreciate it! ;)
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Keep posting those clips, People!! It's Friday, and we need to laugh!
a beautiful young woman was in the mood for some hard, rough sex so she went to the baddest biker bar around. looking around she saw hap, the biggest man in the bar. walking up to him, she said "i want to fuck you". Well hap said sure thing honey and they left and ended up at his place. hap was so horny he quickly removed his clothes, standing there all naked. looking him over the young woman noticed that fully hard hap was only about 3 inches long. with a smirk she asked " and just who do you plan to satisfy with that?" without missing a beat and with a big grin on his face, hap tapped his chest and said" ME"
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Sorry for changing the subject but its Friday and I need a drink!!
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Ok back to the comedy!!
