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Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
The above vid brought to mind something I heard on a radio phone in re spiders. (Look away Mazza)
A midwife was called out suddenly, very early one morning, rushed to dress, and shot off to the expectant mother to be.
When that was over, said Midwife went to work at the hospital. She had an itch that just wouldn't quit.
Eventually, a collegue told her she really ought to see a Doctor, the itch was causing real problems in the
area of the poor midwife's crotch. She went to see a Doctor.
Naturally, the removal of her underwear was ordered so the Doc could see what was the matter.
There, right in the middle of the gusset of the womans panties was,
the biggest, blackest, hairiest monster spider either she or the Doc had ever seen, and it was still alive.
Mazza, I told you to look away, it's up at the top in brackets.
A midwife was called out suddenly, very early one morning, rushed to dress, and shot off to the expectant mother to be.
When that was over, said Midwife went to work at the hospital. She had an itch that just wouldn't quit.
Eventually, a collegue told her she really ought to see a Doctor, the itch was causing real problems in the
area of the poor midwife's crotch. She went to see a Doctor.
Naturally, the removal of her underwear was ordered so the Doc could see what was the matter.
There, right in the middle of the gusset of the womans panties was,
the biggest, blackest, hairiest monster spider either she or the Doc had ever seen, and it was still alive.
Mazza, I told you to look away, it's up at the top in brackets.
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HUGGGGGGGGGS ..IM BG..HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FUN...BROUGHT MY OWN DRINKS AND HERE ARE SOME STEAKS FOR THE GRILL...
doing my best to be good..
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HUGGGGGGGGGS ..IM BG..HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FUN...BROUGHT MY OWN DRINKS AND HERE ARE SOME STEAKS FOR THE GRILL...
BeinGood! A big huge welcome to you!!! Thanks for joining us, I hope you'll have a great time!!
Tell, you are a wee bugger, you KNEW I would read that damned story - especially when you told me to look away!!!
OK, so we had a good time at the Comedy Festival....
Thanks to all who shared jokes (SP, your mind is in the gutter young lady!! Love it!)
So let's say 'Farewell' to the grotty, wee club and head to pastures new...
But where are we going? Where are we headed?
You'll have to be well-prepared....
Music!!
What would your dream festival line-up be???
Thanks to all who shared jokes (SP, your mind is in the gutter young lady!! Love it!)
So let's say 'Farewell' to the grotty, wee club and head to pastures new...
But where are we going? Where are we headed?
You'll have to be well-prepared....
Music!!
What would your dream festival line-up be???
Quote by beinggood
HUGGGGGGGGGS ..IM BG..HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FUN...BROUGHT MY OWN DRINKS AND HERE ARE SOME STEAKS FOR THE GRILL...
Welcome, BG!!!!
We're so glad you could join us. Pack your bags!! Don't forget your tent and rain gear. Loud, nice to see you again at the party. Hope you got the trouble makers out of our bathtub!
So excited to go to the festival.
I hope the weather is better this year, although it was a time to remember last year!
Hmmm, wonder who is in the lineup?
