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Every girls nightmare to wake up next to this or is he a turn on to you?

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This is a picture of a real guy who thinks he is hot and sexy with his new doo.


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
It isn't the facial hair, the bald head, or the sunglasses that really turns me off.
But maybe if he got attacked with a toothbrush in a Crest explosion? That may help.
and probably a shave as well.
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attacked with a toothbrush in a Crest explosion


Quote by redhotmommacita
This is a picture of a real guy who thinks he is hot and sexy with his new doo.



Oh Mami He is not bad, A eyebrow pluck a quick shave 24hour dentist make over and a tanning salon, some Vaseline to shine the head. His good to go. Meet me in the bar Pretty Please. giggles.
It's the striped shirt that's not working for him. He needs a leather jacket and a Harley Davidson.
These are more pictures of him ( Bumpkin ) where does the madness end he needs a new look but NO he thinks he is sexy. The first forum picture is the most recent of all he says he is going to grow curly Q's on his mustache and I am like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! shave it all off and change the hippy wardrobe..





Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Quote by redhotmommacita
These are more pictures of him ( Bumpkin ) where does the madness end he needs a new look but NO he thinks he is sexy. The first forum picture is the most recent of all he says he is going to grow curly Q's on his mustache and I am like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! shave it all off and change the hippy wardrobe..





Every time you post a picture of him, I fall more and more in love with him giggles.
Quote by Jillicious
It isn't the facial hair, the bald head, or the sunglasses that really turns me off.
But maybe if he got attacked with a toothbrush in a Crest explosion? That may help.
and probably a shave as well.


those are false teeeth and he paid high dollar to have those ugly ass dentures done.


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
I like the shaved head that looks good and the sunglasses too. Clip down the bead close or go for a goatee and you have sexy potential there. Loose the hippy wardrobe for sure sometime you just gotta be the one to dress them! And NO handlebar stash unless he's joining a barber shop quartette lol
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
I don't think he could carry a tune in a bucket to be in a barbershop quartette...ROFLMFAO


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Quote by redhotmommacita
yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Mami I voted SEXY ahahah. Because I know he is your boyfriend, and you just want to show him off to us giggles double giggles.
NO WAY


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Mami I voted SEXY ahahah. Because I know he is your boyfriend, and you just want to show him off to us giggles double giggles.



Savanna my sweetie is Israeli and my age not an old and ugly like his friend Bumpkin...


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Could they be brothers, Mommacita?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Could they be brothers, Mommacita?



OMG That is scarry also wow so many ugly men ewwwww


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Could they be brothers, Mommacita?



Okay. I just lost my lunch.
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Could they be brothers, Mommacita?



Okay. I just lost my lunch.


Me too!! and what id up with his nipples they look like mini penises lol


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
I like his shades.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Be nice guys & gals.....it's dudes like this that make me look like an Adonis
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Be nice guys & gals.....it's dudes like this that make me look like an Adonis


thats cause you are an adonis merican knight winks and blows a kiss to you you sexy devil you muahhhhhhhhh


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
OK this is bumpkin now with the curlyQ's or handle bars what ever you want to call them.. he swears he is a hottie!!! LMFAO



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Not to my taste Redhot but, I'd bet money he's a real nice guy. For instance here's my latest. I'm no beauty but I'm a real nice girl.