Saw a dog laying on a doorstep licking itself like that one time while walking with a girlfriend. She went 'EWWWWW' and I just shook my head.
"Isn't that gross? How can you not say something about that dog licking itself like that?"
"I"m too jealous."
She wouldn't go out with me for a long time after that either.rHl9LyPIS3WieWB6