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Insects are totally cool but butterflies will fuck you up

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Lady and gentleman (this is lush, there's like one of each - rest of you are a bunch of pervs) may i present to you.... the spiny flower mantis!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I'm a perv, so this isn't addressed to me! But at best, you were going to get two comments, so I'm just helping fill up an otherwise empty page.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I'm a perv, so this isn't addressed to me! But at best, you were going to get two comments, so I'm just helping fill up an otherwise empty page.


you are my favorite person ever right now

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
The saddle-back catapillar (will eventually turn into a moth, not a butterfly, so it's still safe*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush


Rachel?




Rachel?




I'm coming to get you, Rachel!

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browncoffee
Coco Pop
I'm a road and this thread is a bridge going over me.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by naughtyannie


Rachel?




Rachel?




I'm coming to get you, Rachel!


see what i'm talking about? look at that thing! it's got attitude! it's about to spring and snuff someone out like a rabid tiger! RUN FOR IT!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Yeah, just look at those eyes, boring into your soul.

Once its seen you, it'll never stop until it's got its long sticky tongue out and licked you to death.

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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by naughtyannie
Yeah, just look at those eyes, boring into your soul.

Once its seen you, it'll never stop until it's got its long sticky tongue out and licked you to death.

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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...


sounds like a good date to me! biggrin

presenting, a vietnamese grasshopper...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
naughtyannie
God Empress of Lush
Okay, let's all calm down.

Here's a Bee Fly, doing its best to out-cute the entire insect world



Would cuddle. 13/10.

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browncoffee
Coco Pop
Awww but it's so cute and furry and soft...
Guest
Lurker
Damn it! This is the second insect related thread this week.

I'm gunna have to release Melissaphilia... Clearly, it's some kind of cosmic sign or some shit.

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Lurker


These nasty bastards will fuck you UP! Giant Asian Hornets build nests the size of a VW Bug
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Butterflies may fuck you up, but these motherfuckers, Goliath Centipedes, will hunt you down.
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
Mine is bigger than yours.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
My tardigrade can out-badass any of your insects, Rachel!




It can...

survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms. They can withstand temperature ranges from 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero) to about 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C),[10] pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space. They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.

Find an insect that can do all THAT!
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Quote by 69Kisses96
Mine is bigger than yours.



Shit!

Butterflies are pretty.

Butterflies are pretty.

Butterflies are pretty.
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Phew! That's better.
Ruthie
Empress of the Moon
Quote by 69Kisses96
Mine is bigger than yours.




This may be where the black meat comes from. You can read about it in Naked Lunch. Burroughs, like myself and all sane humans had chilopodophobia. Thank God he didn't live to see this.
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Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
This is about 10 miles from my house. It is literally the coolest thing in the entire world.
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Quote by Verbal
This is about 10 miles from my house. It is literally the coolest thing in the entire world.



Maybe you are right... but dung beetles come in a close second
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Anyone that thinks insects are stupid never saw a mantis trained to signal scores at football games.

Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Very ethereal beauty. Had never seen a live Luna moth until I moved to the south. Found two just last Tuesday morning after a warm, calm night.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
A brazillian treehopper.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LYFBUZ


Trained spiders are a thing too.


spiders aren't insects - they are arachnae - eight legs, not six. get it right, next time, sparky.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by sprite


spiders aren't insects - they are arachnae - eight legs, not six. get it right, next time, sparky.


And for the record (and despite what my daughters wrongly think), daddy longlegs are not the most venomous spider in the world, but cannot bite into humans because their fangs are too small. They are not even venomous! THEY ARE NOT EVEN SPIDERS!!! They are arachnids, so I guess they aren't insects either.