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GREAT!!! this one should have come with a warning...Mt. Dew spew all over my brand new keyboard. Damnit.




Good one though. LMAO!
Shockingly bad!

Let's see who can come up with the best reply for her.
Sadly, I've seen come-ons like that in the rooms.
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Sadly, I've seen come-ons like that in the rooms.


I've never frequented chat rooms. I can imagine 100 people all trying to type at once and no-one can get a word in edge ways - or have I totally got the wrong idea about those places?
The one I go to only allows 25 people per room, and you can aim your message at either everyone or just one person. It works out well.
Best reply...

*Im a guy... bro*
oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff


They think that makes them all sexy and tough knowing that they'd never have the guts to talk to someone like that in real life.
Just pathetic to me.
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oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff


They think that makes them all sexy and tough knowing that they'd never have the guts to talk to someone like that in real life.
Just pathetic to me.


Chef, are you saying they shouldn't talk like that online if they're not willing to talk like that in real life?



OR are you complaining that these gutless strangers don't talk to you like that in real life?

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff


They think that makes them all sexy and tough knowing that they'd never have the guts to talk to someone like that in real life.
Just pathetic to me.


Chef, are you saying they shouldn't talk like that online if they're not willing to talk like that in real life?



OR are you complaining that these gutless strangers don't talk to you like that in real life?



You figure it out.
"You are only to address me as, Mistress, do you have that straight, you miserable limp biscuit sucking, pencil-dicked, sockfucker..?."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Hrms....guess Chef didn't see sarcasm in my last post. I might have to borrow Rocco's sarcasm flag in the future.....
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Hi honey, taste my MACE
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"You are only to address me as, Mistress, do you have that straight, you miserable limp biscuit sucking, pencil-dicked, sockfucker..?."


have you been reading my replies LOL


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by redhotmommacita
oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff


They think that makes them all sexy and tough knowing that they'd never have the guts to talk to someone like that in real life.
Just pathetic to me.


Chef, are you saying they shouldn't talk like that online if they're not willing to talk like that in real life?



OR are you complaining that these gutless strangers don't talk to you like that in real life?



You figure it out.


why not come on the chat and be nice you get further with flowers than pissing in my cheerios....ask me how I am and then try being a bit sensual would get men a lot further than what they are getting now or at least read a persons Bio and see what they are into and then try just being like what they like me give me all the romance and sensual talk and see how you will have me melting like Godiva Chocolate.....ummmmmm


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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LMAO
her answer was " guy3498 is that you?"