I'm sure it keeps him up at night.
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."
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I'll lay her down in my new bed and use it for the first time!!
This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
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Somebody in the household sex toy thread said his girl would ride the bed posts of her bed.
I was impressed, and a little horrified.
If that bed above is her bed...I am truly impressed and even more horrifiederer.
I was impressed, and a little horrified.
If that bed above is her bed...I am truly impressed and even more horrifiederer.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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You're right, Primal. This is my wife ready to go to bed Rocco has just given to me:
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I can share my wife pics with my friend Rocco and Shameless for them to see her in all her splendor, tall and slim:
Lovely the girl from ipanema goes walking and when she passes, each one she passes goes. When she walks, she’s like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh, ooh.
Lovely the girl from ipanema goes walking and when she passes, each one she passes goes. When she walks, she’s like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh, ooh.
