Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
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A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”
Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”
“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”