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The coolest carpark ever

I nearly always go the wrong way in multi storey carparks, I hate the places. And the turning circle required to go round some of the bends is a nightmare. Who designs these places, smash repairers?
I think they're rejects from amusement-park designers. At this new job, I have to park in one of these, and I went around and around. I felt like Chevy Chase in "European Vacation".
I'm always afraid another car is gonna be stupid enough to come the wrong way and then I'm doomed....I hate these things....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I'm claustrophobic so I have always hated them. I think the same people design them that do the freeways/highways of this country. have an entrance and an exit righ next to each other so that someone trying to speed up and get on has to battle someone slowing down to get off.
Hubs says it's engineers. I think they're all stoned if that's the case. Or stupid. Ya know just case ya gots book learnin don't mean ya's smart. LOL
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I'm claustrophobic so I have always hated them. I think the same people design them that do the freeways/highways of this country. have an entrance and an exit righ next to each other so that someone trying to speed up and get on has to battle someone slowing down to get off.
Hubs says it's engineers. I think they're all stoned if that's the case. Or stupid. Ya know just case ya gots book learnin don't mean ya's smart. LOL


OMG yes I am claustrophobic too...its horrible... and yes I agree with you on the book smart stuff...lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
ok you two. We're starting to get spooky now.
dude........freaky.....LMAO........

so mental note we all can't be in an elevator at the same time...
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
no shit!Wonder what would happen?
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no shit!Wonder what would happen?


Well we'd have to do something fun to take our minds off feeling claustrophobic I would imagine...

~~Tech

Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!

Clothing Optional Beyond This Point is a fun, short story that is mostly true.

I think we could find something to do.
The teacher is IN and teaching, huh?
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The teacher is IN and teaching, huh?


I am a straight A student so lets get started...... .....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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The teacher is IN and teaching, huh?


Oh I imagine we could all learn a little something from each other.

Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!

Clothing Optional Beyond This Point is a fun, short story that is mostly true.

Ok how come I'm not fitting into this little 3some of yours?? Is it because I am too young?? LOL I thought everyone liked a young 'un!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
No it's because now it's a FOURSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tech Chef Zafia Pixie

As far as I am concerned...we are ageless in here....

...and there is always room for one more Pixie!!


~~Tech

Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!

Clothing Optional Beyond This Point is a fun, short story that is mostly true.

Me too Tech. Sometimes I'm 20,30,40. All depends. Ok. got some stuff to move. BRB.



*moves funiture out of living room and drags mattresses from bedrooms to the living room floor*


SLEEP OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tech Chef Zafia Pixie

As far as I am concerned...we are ageless in here....

...and there is always room for one more Pixie!!


~~Tech


yay!!!! I will drink to that.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Me too Tech. Sometimes I'm 20,30,40. All depends. Ok. got some stuff to move. BRB.



*moves funiture out of living room and drags mattresses from bedrooms to the living room floor*


SLEEP OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah I'm like always like 17 like so its totally awesome to be ageless....lol

OK I got my sleepbag.......and I am putting the S'mores together.........

Hey girls how about a nice innocent game of True or Dare??..... :
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Cool! I'm in!


I'll bring some wine. Let's throw a couple of steaks on the grill later on. clothing optional.
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Cool! I'm in!


I'll bring some wine. Let's throw a couple of steaks on the grill later on. clothing optional.


mmm....wine....mmmm steaks.....mmm no clothes.....lol ......

don't forget the "dom" for tech.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Nope, no men this time. just us girls. Hey! We should have a sex toy party!! anyone ever been to one?
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Nope, no men this time. just us girls. Hey! We should have a sex toy party!! anyone ever been to one?


I meant champagne...hahaa....

umm yes I have.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Cool. What'd ya buy?
I never went to one cause I don't like hen parties but, I did buy some lotion out of the mag.
GF of mine bought a 75.00 dildo, that lit up and did all kinds of things.
$75? I hope it can mow the lawn as well for that price.

How did discussing a plain old ordinary carpark turn into this? lol.