OMG that is a good one!
I was 'this close' to not click on this thread but Im glad I did!
Thanks Chef your posts are awesome
All I can think about with this story is that his wife has a twin...TWINS!!!

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. lmao i gotta say i love ur post chef!
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Sassy
Thanks. I'm surprised it took this long for something like this to come out.
Did Tiger put his balls in the wrong hole?
For his sake,,,I'll bet he's glad he's not a professional Logger.
I think he left his clubs in the wrong trunk.

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. What was his wife doing up at that hour?
Clubbing.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Well if he had done some (whipping off) instead of taking his putter and trying to play other holes that he shouldn't have ,, he could have saved himself a lot of embarassment ,,as well a great deal of money!