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nicola
Matriarch
She's now pregnant.
Zafia
Lush Legend
At that precise moment....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
nicola
Matriarch
We had an author here who was really into plants / trees and impregnation, I can't for the life of me remember who it was. They are probably really turned on right now
Zafia
Lush Legend
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
OrionTat
Active Ink Slinger
Dendaphilia. I used to tell the girls at school that my one friend was a -denda-necrophiliac. That is why I know that one.
nicola
Matriarch
Lol. Thanks Orion.
OrionTat
Active Ink Slinger
Yeah I know I am strange but it works for me.
Zafia
Lush Legend
You fit right in Orion.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
Right when I think I've heard of most fetishes, another one hits me between the eyes.
Guest
Lurker
Is this how Treebeard, the Ent, came to be? Or is he just an odd bit of 'folly"age? Get it? Folly--age?

Imagine if they trimmed the part where it turns up, and just left the penilic branch as is?
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by ASubtlepassion
Get it? Folly--age?


You're ahead in the worst pun of 2009 awards so far

I was trying to come up with something from assembling our bore real and then realised I was too tired.
OrionTat
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by roccotool
Right when I think I've heard of most fetishes, another one hits me between the eyes.


You should like this on then rocco
Susan
Active Ink Slinger
LOL! funny Orion.
Zafia
Lush Legend
"Nurses dressed like Smurfs" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! very funny Orion......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Guest
Lurker
See what I mean? This is one of the reasons sex is so fascinating.