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Winter Holiday Around the World
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Holidays are a time for special foods and traditional treats all around the world. These jiaozi are Chinese dumplings stuffed with meat or vegetables. They'll be eaten at dinner in celebration of the Chinese Lunar New Year.
These colorful sweets sold at a market in Indonesia will add a festive touch to the Chinese-Indonesian communities' Chinese New Year celebrations.
Santa Claus roasting beef is an unusual sight. Christmas isn't a national holiday in China, but it's growing in popularity.
For a traditional Czech Christmas Eve dinner, pair fried carp with potato salad. Fishermen in the Czech Republic are getting ready for the big day.
Jam-filled doughnuts and other foods fried in oil are part of Hanukkah, the Jewish Festival of Lights.
American and English Christmas dinners may look remarkably similar, but Christmas pudding is a traditional English treat. These puddings were balanced on the heads of contestants in a Christmas pudding race.
London has its own one-stop shop for Christmas goods. Visitors to Hyde Park's Winter Wonderland can pick up sweets and go to the circus all in one place.
Italy's national Christmas cake is called the "King Panettone." Panettone, a less dense and sweet version of the fruitcake, is made from a sweet yeast dough and spotted with raisins.
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A Letter to Rudolph
Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say,
I've taken your shit day after day.
I've kept the home peaceful year after year
Now there is going to be changes, so listen my dear.
So you're famous, everyone knows your name,
And you're a specialist by gum, in the transport game,
You think you're so grand with your important job.
But I'm telling you my dear you're a worn out old yob
363 days a year,
You sit on your arse drinking scotch, rum and beer,
You claim it is to keep up the shine on your nose
So Santa can see where he bloodywell goes.
One night a year is all that you work,
You and your eight reisty mates - they're all jerks.
Dasher and Dancer - Speed freaks I say,
The sleigh wouldn't go that quick any other way.
Prancer and Vixen - Just cheap little tarts,
But they look like angels once Comet starts.
Cupids on some freaked out damned power trip,
And Donner...well, she should just get a damned grip
And Blitzen, I almost don't need to say,
Is here getting blitzed with you every day.
All of these years at the front of the sled,
Has gone, I'm afraid, to your crusty old head.
You're a layabout and a drunkard, with a big shiny nose,
And a weakness for elves in black pantyhose.
I'm telling you husband that one Christmas song,
Has made you think that you can do no wrong.
So this year while your out with old Santa's sled,
I am eloping, my dear, with your friend - Mr. Ed
Denise Hobbs
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"Bah! Humbug!"
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