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Bacon how do you like it?

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Did we have this one yet??? Don't recall seeing it...



Bad, Alan. Very very bad. A spanking for you, sir!
Fantasy: imagination unrestrained by reality; fulfilling a need not gratified in the real world
how do you guys manage with american style bacon! its far far too thin and narrow! now for me a nice sizzling slab of bacon in a butty ordered from a greasy spoon van with extra grease flavouring mmmmmm
I do say bacon is bacon ... lets eat!!!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Bacon cheeseburgers! I love 'em!
Now that's lazy. Can't even wrap a piece of bacon around your own wiener!
I would rather not.
That would be better than an alarm clock for my better half.
bacon makes everything better
cut all the fat off and grill it lightly, yum!


It always amazes me that the dude from "Man v. Food" is still alive, and that people actually watch that show.
That was gross.eYja76x5MCEvPcGX
Yup. Reason why i don't watch Man vs. Food. i don't need to see people sweating while they eat. But at least, in some parts, the vid was funny, Man is not.
We love bacon any way. Goooooooood
Everyone Knows that the only way to eat Bacon is nice and crispy
This is a sex site, right?


Before I used to Love to eat Bacon extra crispy but I can't have it any longer..cause it is not allowed would be un pure or not Halal... My fiancee is Muslim so as his woman I have to keep my body clean for him so NO MORE PORK AND NO MORE BACON.... yes I cried and I had the shakes all the withdrawal symptoms...lol...but his love and sex is better than the Bacon any day....I have been clean now for 11 months with no bacon OMG I can not believe it has been that long..... LMFAO... It's true


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Crispy all the way smile
For the many bacon lovers here. BK is having a new sundae. Enjoy!

OMG, Yes! chocolate, ice cream, &! bacon!

I think my mouth needs a cigarette now...
I would almost eat raw bacon. Anyway is good, and good IN anything
Anyway but raw!