Welcome, to the Lush Wine Bar!

3 May 2010

See, I knew you dolls played poker for reasons other than poker. evil4

I'll bet DD watches for the high rollers wearing gold.

It was a long day, with two more to go. I need to freshen up before some fine cuisine.

That casino was such a great idea. It's a real money maker for the enterprise, and all of you really turn heads with those outfits.

Would you do me a favor? Play this chip on a great number, #69 for me.

Don't gamble away all your moola and I will see you tomorrow.

4 May 2010

Ya know what would go well with Texas hold'em? A nice dirty martini.

BTW Dancing_Doll, I think I found your next halloween costume.

4 May 2010

I love that costume DamonX... You know me too well! Dirty martinis are my favourite...

I'm so glad you finally stopped by the Lush Wine Bar. Since the rest of the crew are MIA tonight, it will be my pleasure to serve you this evening...

I know you like those dirty martinis, but I was wondering if I could tempt you to join me with some Sex on the Beach?

And... I'm excited to announce that the new Lush Bakery has been busy creating delicious desserts for our patrons, so I'm also able to offer you some banana cream pie, just the way you like it!

4 May 2010

The Lush Wine Bar and Resort
is now round the clock, no need for a sign that says open, because we never close, baby! In fact I spent a long night going back and forth between the dance club and the casino, ya know, you gotta make sure everything's running smoothly being a new place and all. I really enjoy the dance club though- between Kyle and Rocco, we have some damn good DJing getting done over there, keeps the butts a hopping all night!

And after a long night of drinking, gambling, and doing whatever you please- there's a nice big gourmet spread waiting on you in the new buffet wing-

Our construction manager, Vince, has been working so hard. He loves his work and it shows- even if he skates by on the safety requirements for clothes sometimes.

Anyways, everyone say hi when you see him, he's just finished the shopping wing, and the first customers are wandering around seeing what they can buy with the money they won or the gold they dug the night before.

I'll have to check it out soon with the pile of cash that I made- speaking of, Roc-afella your fortunes just increased because guess what, baby? That 69 you had me put the hundred dollar chip on? It won!

You can collect your winnings in my private office- don't worry about IRS, they aren't allowed in the door here, we pay straight cash, homey. And don't worry about the cashflow here, look at all we've made in just two nights!

I think we owe Dancing Doll a big thanks and a hundred cocktails for her hard work! She's using her superior money-extracting skills for the benefit of Lush Wine Bar and Resort as well. Good dealing, baby! hello1

As for me, I made a little money myself, but mostly had fun with everyone here. Maybe we had a little too much to drink, Anton keeps the drinks coming fast and often- so Mara and I got a little carried away maybe, but I do love that girl so much I just have to show it however I can.sphPPsV6ybjwrwp7

4 May 2010

Looks like I missed DamonX in all the commotion last night! We hope you stick around, baby! hello2

They even served your favorite, cream pie, how's that for an unexpected welcome? I hope you guys let Remington know, I saw him on the security cameras playing poker so I know he was in the house.

You guys know how much he loves cream pie surprises. Me? Not so much, but we try to please everyone here. drunken

I'm gonna have to try a dirty martini, I never have tasted one, but it sure looks good.

4 May 2010

Hey Xuani, just the girl I was looking for – here I think you forgot these last night!

I was walking through the Casino trying to make my way into the Wine bar, to give you guys this home made cake to celebrate the grand opening of the Casino.

When a handsome young man stopped me and asked me if I could “blow” on his dice. I’m not one to pass on an opportunity like this so I did.

Guess what ladies? He WON! He gave me a little something something for my trouble. Who knew that I’d be making this much for just a little harmless blow?

Now I’m off to the beach to meditate for a while, what to do? What to do? What to do, with this money!

4 May 2010

Hi Damon, welcome to the Lush Wine Bar…

I see DD and Xuani have already started to pamper you and I know how you have a preference for blondes, but let me show you what a fiery Latina can do baby.

4 May 2010

Quote by LadyX
Looks like I missed DamonX in all the commotion last night! We hope you stick around, baby!

They even served your favorite, cream pie, how's that for an unexpected welcome? I hope you guys let Remington know, I saw him on the security cameras playing poker so I know he was in the house.

You guys know how much he loves cream pie surprises. Me? Not so much, but we try to please everyone here.

I'm gonna have to try a dirty martini, I never have tasted one, but it sure looks good.

Yes, yes I was there playing poker. I had a few successful hand before I started losing. I ended up losing my truck, a ring, too much money and even my girl friend. I need to quit gambling before it gets worse. d'oh!

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

Good afternoon lushies! I got all dressed up for you all!

I am even wearing heals! i thought about wearing these

because the last time i wore heals was 2 1/2 years ago at my parents wedding... but those things are hideous so i decided these were a better choice and I'll risk breaking my ankle as long as i look good!

Could i have a strawberry daiquiri?

4 May 2010

Good afternoon Lushers... Wow... way too many dirty martinis, and way too much Sex on the Beach with DamonX last night. And I still feel full of cream pie! Anyway, I'm totally exhausted! I think I just need a nice long soak today to relax and soothe my ... uhhmm... muscles... Nice that the sunshine is out too. Feels so good on my face. I could stay here all day!

** Later that same afternoon ***
OK... I'm also ready to teach LushPrincess and any other fine ladies that are interested, the best way to get your authentic "Poker Face" on... It's all in the cards... the booze... and the sex appeal. So... After my bath, I decided to get things ready for an afternoon Poker Lesson for you gals. Trust me, I'll have you on the road to the land of Versace and Dolce & Gabbana in no time at all! I sense another losing streak by Remington once you girls know how to work your magic. Sorry Remington, the Men's Poker Lesson is tomorrow. Got to take care of my girls first!

Now that the lessons are over... I see that you three hotties Ladyx, LushPrincess, and Chelle, already have the right idea on how to play the tables! Look at the chips you girls have! What will you do with your winnings? Hmm... with so much to do at this wonderful Lush Wine Complex... there are so many delicious options to consider. Let me know what you're up to Ladies!

4 May 2010

BABE! I’m so glad to see you here, why had you been depriving us of your lovely company. I love the dress, and the new hair color. Thank god you decided against those monstrous shoes! That’s it I’m throwing them away as soon as I get home. Now come here and give momma a kiss…

4 May 2010

Quote by Dancing_Doll

** Later that same afternoon ***
OK... I'm also ready to teach LushPrincess and any other fine ladies that are interested, the best way to get your authentic "Poker Face" on... It's all in the cards... the booze... and the sex appeal. So... After my bath, I decided to get things ready for an afternoon Poker Lesson for you gals. Trust me, I'll have you on the road to the land of Versace and Dolce & Gabbana in no time at all! I sense another losing streak by Remington once you girls know how to work your magic. Sorry Remington, the Men's Poker Lesson is tomorrow. Got to take care of my girls first!

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Oh Doll, I'm sure this next losing streak will be due to the sex appeal of the fine ladies you have trained. I may not be able to concentrate lol. I'm sure my poker face may look something like this.

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

I messed up the quote, oh well I guess lol.

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

Umm.... You're right Remington! I just watched you play that first game. You're doing more of an "emo" poker face at the moment. You need to pull it back just a little...

I'm gonna do you a little favour with your first lesson. I'm going to ensure Lady Luck is sitting right in your lap with this next hand that I deal... (no, I didn't say Ladyx, although I'm sure that would work well for you too!).. I meant Lady Luck. Look at this....

It's almost like a bonafide poker orgasm isn't it?! Now, let's bring out the Emergency Poker Lesson for this game. I know this might sound a little extreme, but trust me, you can still breathe in this mask. Besides, soon enough, you will be inhaling that sweet smell of cash after you win!

4 May 2010

DD I’m ready for that lesson, I hope I dressed appropriately…

[After a couple hours of intense training] I feel prepared, thank god my girl Elena is by my side though, or I would freeze in front of all these high rollers!

I saw LadyX on one of the tables and I must say – she looks like she’s doing quite well.

4 May 2010

Lady Luck, LadyX, Lady whatever would work out just fine! If I had a nice distraction on my side then I'd be golden.

This may work in my favor - unless I'm playing against equally attractive women. In that case, I may be screwed overall - figuratively, maybe even literally. dontknow

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

Yes, LushPrincess, you dressed perfectly! I knew you'd be a natural at this. See the lesson that I just taught Remington, about being concerned about having a good 'Poker Face'? Well... forget all that... Those rules don't apply to us.

We need to concentrate our efforts in maintaining good 'Poker Boobs'. These men aren't looking at our faces anyway. And the right cleavage can leave many a poker player utterly transfixed. They don't even notice that you're feigning a bad hand (note: tilt poker boobs in downward, depressed posture).... Next thing you know you're laying down a Royal Flush (which is Ace, King, Queen, Jack and 10, all of the same suit).

At this point, it's wise to display confident 'Poker Boobs' by using the classic shoulders back, chest outward motion. Adding a nice hearty laugh to create joyful 'Poker Boob' jiggle movement is also a wise power play move!

4 May 2010

Oh DD, I need a lot of advice. I don’t know how to work my cleavage. I’ve always been used this to distract the men.

I guess it won’t work that well while playing poker, or should I try?

4 May 2010

You're right, Mara- I'm doing damn good at the tables today, I'm all smiles!

Any good girl on the scam knows that nobody's watching their face when they play poker. A little bit of skill is all I need. Good luck with that gambling problem, Remington- last I heard, your girlfriend went black. You know what happens then, right? geek

hint: not coming back, but that's okay we draw quite a crowd here, and if you haven't noticed, a good chunk of it is female. Just look at the bar right now-

Keep your gun in your pocket until requested and you ought to do just fine, baby.

4 May 2010

It's ok LushPrincess... That strategy works well with poker too! It just requires an adjustment in positioning at the tables...

4 May 2010

We've got your money, boys- come on inside and get it!

4 May 2010

Welcome, Chelle!

Good to have you with us, baby. Nice shoes- feel free to kick them off and enjoy our pool, spa, or luxurious suites.

We're sure to make it up there a little later for some fun, so don't feel lonely if you want to go check it out- I tested the mattresses myself- the LadyX Stress Test- to make sure they are comfy and can withstand some stress.

To DamonX and Remington, thanks for joining the fun- don't you dare not come back and party here regularly- we know where to find you!

As for the rest of you guys out there, this is a call, we got your money- come on inside and get it!

4 May 2010

DD, you’re such a great instructor all about hands on teaching!

I see what you mean…

4 May 2010

No problem LushPrincess... Glad I could help out!

As girls, we must never forget this tried and true law of womanhood learned by so many generations past....

4 May 2010

Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes, LushPrincess, you dressed perfectly! I knew you'd be a natural at this. See the lesson that I just taught Remington, about being concerned about having a good 'Poker Face'? Well... forget all that... Those rules don't apply to us.

We need to concentrate our efforts in maintaining good 'Poker Boobs'. These men aren't looking at our faces anyway. And the right cleavage can leave many a poker player utterly transfixed. They don't even notice that you're feigning a bad hand (note: tilt poker boobs in downward, depressed posture).... Next thing you know you're laying down a Royal Flush (which is Ace, King, Queen, Jack and 10, all of the same suit).

At this point, it's wise to display confident 'Poker Boobs' by using the classic shoulders back, chest outward motion. Adding a nice hearty laugh to create joyful 'Poker Boob' jiggle movement is also a wise power play move!

(Stares with a blank expression) I'm all in...

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

LadyX,

I'm not a hard person to find anyways lol. I kinda like it here...as long as you don't rip me off too bad on the poker table.

My girlfriend did happen to go black. It just seemed that she was rooting for me to lose at that point! d'oh!

I haven't seen or heard from her since. help

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

4 May 2010

Don't you worry, Remington- with the money I take off of you at the poker table, I'll buy a spa package for us, we can take our clothes off, catch some rays, then get pampered.

Anyone want to join us? It gets lonely in here.

4 May 2010

Oh Xuani, You've got to introduce me to Vince! He looks yummy!

4 May 2010

Quote by LadyX
Don't you worry, Remington- with the money I take off of you at the poker table, I'll buy a spa package for us, we can take our clothes off, catch some rays, then get pampered.

Anyone want to join us? It gets lonely in here.

Essentially I'm paying for it haha. But no worries. A spa package with you sounds great. I've been told I give great massages, especially in the nude.

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story