Quote by chefkathleenChef, since you've always got room for one more, may I join you. I'd like a sheep herder special......... A little piece of ewe
You got it BB. Always room for one more at my table.
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What's for dinner tonight?
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Ummm I'm gonna say grilled salmon! Wooooooooot!
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Turkey soup and the last of the pumpkin pie.
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Used the leftover turkey to make fajitas, and they actually turned out pretty good. For some odd reason though, there was not one slice of any of the four pies at Thanksgiving left by tonight....hmmm....tomorrow it's veggie lasagna as I have time to cook...plus, I'm as big as a house now, so I'll just enjoy the eating and deal with it afterwards....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Vegetable soup.
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Yup, nothing like coming home to a couple of charred hockey pucks. Good thing you shot the lid off with a BB gun.
Did you fall into an old time magizine stand Rocco?
I love those btw. I have a cookbook from the 50/60s of Betty Crocker that was my moms. Makes me lol everytime. The women in heels and Donna Reed dresses, etc.
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ok, I can't believe I'm posting this but here it goes...
one day I was having internet sex with my 'cyber bf' right after having my soup for dinner (really nice one btw with chicken, vegetables, tarragon and cream)
He is always like :"Look around you and find something that you can use as a sextoy"
The spoon in my soup bowl seemed like a good idea, and he ordered me to do really dirty things with it.
I literally just finished myself when I heard my rl bf opening the front door.
"Why are you so red?" he asked me.
"Because I've just finished eating this hot soup." I said "Do u want some?"
Not on purpose, but still not thinking straight I served his soup in my bowl....with my spoon....
one day I was having internet sex with my 'cyber bf' right after having my soup for dinner (really nice one btw with chicken, vegetables, tarragon and cream)
He is always like :"Look around you and find something that you can use as a sextoy"
The spoon in my soup bowl seemed like a good idea, and he ordered me to do really dirty things with it.
I literally just finished myself when I heard my rl bf opening the front door.
"Why are you so red?" he asked me.
"Because I've just finished eating this hot soup." I said "Do u want some?"
Not on purpose, but still not thinking straight I served his soup in my bowl....with my spoon....
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Chicken fajitas con queso and beer.
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It's getting cold here in the mitten I made a hardy chicken pot pie. I always forget how good taste is on a cold day.
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modified fesenjan over spaghetti squash and chardonnay.
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It's leftover's night.
Chicken alfredo vs roast beast/tators/carrots/onions vs two older refrigerated buffalo burgers. I'm thinking the neighborhood tomcats will eat well too.
Chicken alfredo vs roast beast/tators/carrots/onions vs two older refrigerated buffalo burgers. I'm thinking the neighborhood tomcats will eat well too.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Tortellini Carbonara...one of my faves, of course it's canned sauce and Pillsbury breadsticks, but it'll do, besides, I have everything at home and won't have to get out of my car until I'm in the garage, which is nice because it's about 30 degrees out here today...
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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baked potato with cheese and coleslaw 
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In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Tonight is raspberry and blue cheese stuffed pork loin, roasted potatoes, tomato confi, and french bread.
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Breakfast for dinner at my place.
How many eggs and in what fashion would you like them prepared.
Hashbrowns, spiced-sausage/milk gravy, wheat toast, blackberry jam, real butter - ham or beefstrip bacon?
Vitamin D milk or fresh-squeezed OJ on tap.
How many eggs and in what fashion would you like them prepared.
Hashbrowns, spiced-sausage/milk gravy, wheat toast, blackberry jam, real butter - ham or beefstrip bacon?
Vitamin D milk or fresh-squeezed OJ on tap.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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DECEMBER 8--Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police. Egan was busted last night after a confrontation in the Dunnellon home she shares with Peter Schabhuttl. He told cops that Egan, his live-in girlfriend of 16 years, struck him "on top of his head with an uncooked steak (approximately 10-16 oz.)" after they quarreled about bread to be consumed at dinner. Schabhuttl wanted a roll. Egan, however, wanted him to eat sliced bread. "He said that when he refused, she attacked him with the steak," reported Deputy Carmen Gallup, who noted observing slight redness on Schabhuttl's right cheek and the crown of his head. While Egan denied wielding the steak, she admitted slapping Schabhuttl several times "so that he can learn."
DECEMBER 8--Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police. Egan was busted last night after a confrontation in the Dunnellon home she shares with Peter Schabhuttl. He told cops that Egan, his live-in girlfriend of 16 years, struck him "on top of his head with an uncooked steak (approximately 10-16 oz.)" after they quarreled about bread to be consumed at dinner. Schabhuttl wanted a roll. Egan, however, wanted him to eat sliced bread. "He said that when he refused, she attacked him with the steak," reported Deputy Carmen Gallup, who noted observing slight redness on Schabhuttl's right cheek and the crown of his head. While Egan denied wielding the steak, she admitted slapping Schabhuttl several times "so that he can learn."