I am not very good at on-line chat, I tend to be too serious and am a complete disaster at cyber sex so much so I don't bother. Here I am minding my own business when the chat window pops up. "Hi" she says. So I type in "Hi So N So". Then she says, "ALS". WTF, that is like "Papers Please". So I said to her something like "You got to be kidding, I am not interested in cyber sex and I find this ALS shit out of the box annoying as hell. If we were going to get into anything maybe." Needless to say she hung up the phone.
Maybe I was a little over the top but ALS out of the box annoys me.
I know how timid people can be from what little chat I have done. You get this "Hi" from one, then "Hi" from the other then a "What's up" each one waiting for the other to make a move. That's my limited experience. Yeah, I have had some OK chats but overall I a chat disaster.
So, anyway, ALS is not much of a pickup line. If I was going to use a chat pickup line I might say something like, "Hey, I read your story, what to talk about it." or something like "Awesome pictures on your profile" and take it from there.
What motivates you to chat with someone, what are looking for in a chat, how do you start the conversation going?
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"asl" is now regarded as so cliche, people hate it anymore. I'm not on a dating site and I don't need to know your damn age; I already know your sex; and your location doesn't matter to me when I'm starting to talk to you. I also don't like it when they open a window or the first thing they say is "hi". It's like they're forcing YOU to be the first one to say something meaningful.
I chat simply to have fun and make friends from all over the world. See what the topic is in the room and just jump right in with your thoughts, just as if you were at a party and overheard a group discussing something. You have a view or joke about it, right? Tell 'em! Or think of it as a river of topics. All you do is spot one, jump in, and splash around.
I chat simply to have fun and make friends from all over the world. See what the topic is in the room and just jump right in with your thoughts, just as if you were at a party and overheard a group discussing something. You have a view or joke about it, right? Tell 'em! Or think of it as a river of topics. All you do is spot one, jump in, and splash around.
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And I though ALS was a disease!
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OK I know I'm old but what the heck does ALS mean?
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Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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If you ask me ASL...say hello to the door kicking your ass! Seriously....I hate it! I know I have at least that.....take the time to look!
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OK I know I'm old but what the heck does ALS mean?
Thanks for asking. I had no clue either.
Rocco, thanks for answering.
I'm so out of touch. Aah for the days of the quill pen!
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I find it ironic you said that, Mercian, as you are a Trekkie....hmmmmmmmm *suspicious*
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