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"yeah" (usher) but it takes a "smooth operator" (sade) to pull this off without becoming "comatose" (skillet) and we're definately not "irreplacable" (beyonce) so someone pick up the slack for a lil bit!

(aaaa.....four-fer?)

how many songs do u think you can put on here to make sense?
Me and my pal "Harvey the wonder hamster" here think we can rustle in enough songs to put "frank's 2000 inch tv" on the fritz. Not only will we "dare to be stupid" by posting these songs, we'll put a twist at the end that makes you think your riding a "nature trail to hell". On a trip to "albuquerque" with my pal "mr. frump and his iron lung" I stopped off to see "bob" and "yoda". Bob made me "lasagna" and yoda read me "your horoscope for today". It said you should avoid "germs" and/or watching "jerry springer". Never shop on "ebay". And possibly go on a "grapefruit diet". "It's all about the pentiums", as you start a new computer class. And remember watch out for the "attack of the radioactive hamsters". Well I hoped you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed that "party at the leper colony", I "gotta boogie" I'm catching a tour of "the biggest ball of twine in minnesota"; my wife tells me I'm too lazy and should stop being a "couch potato" so I'm getting up and shouting "Polka Power!" as I go for a run to the bus shack. See you later. and remember, keep it "white n nerdy"

22 songs and all of em from weird al

Will someone take control of this post before it gets outta hand?
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Yeah, "Beast of Burden", Rolling Stones

Back to the regular format.



Where is that girl going?
She's got a "Midnight Rendevous" - Jackson 5

Should we follow her?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
yes to "jerusalem" - matisayhu

What should we get Amy for her birthday?
"Hot Blooded", Foreigner




What did you dream last night?
That I was “A Sex Machine” by James Brown

- Do you like it when I do this?
Yeah, I get a "Big Payback", James Brown





What happens when you turn on the lights?
“I Shot the Sheriff” FUCK Joe Arpaio by Bob Marley

- Should I stand here?
no, baby! come on over and...

'stand by me' - ben e. king

what should i wear?

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"These Boots" - I like Megadeth's cover so I'm goin with that

Will you respect me in the morning?
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
"Try Me" --- James Brown

- Can I ride with you?
"It's a long way to Tipperrary" - I have no idea by whom


What happened to your car?
The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles

Where did you go to fly a kite?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino (and many others)


What's that smell?
"Strawberry Fields Forever", Beatles


Does jelly shake like that?
"She Don't Use Jelly" - Fuck... was that the Flaming Lips? For some reason I don't think so. I'll call it the Ben Folds version then.


How did you know I almost used Strawberry Fields to answer the kite question?
“I Just Do” by Dear and the Headlights

- Should I leave now?
Mara, "If you leave me now", (Chicago)....you take away the biggest part of me....






What's going on in Paradise City? Where the girls are nice and they've got big...
“Ass ‘n’ Titties” by DJ Assault

- Does this dress make me look fat?
"fat bottomed girls" you make the world go round - Queen


Why not just get naked?
I'm Just a Little Bit Shy - Natasha Thomas

Should we leave the lights on?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"You and the Candles" are all the light I need - Hawksley Workman
Need the question, Durrasch.
Damnit. Doing too many things at once.


How could I make such a mistake?
Because you probably “Whistle While You Twurk” by the Ying Yang Twins…

- Should I put this in my mouth?
"If Only" - Sophia


What would it take to convince you to put it in your mouth?
Just “Put It In My Mouth” by Akinyele

- I don’t think I should do that, what do you think?
"Don't Think Twice, It's Alright" - Bob Dylan


Would you like me to do you first?
Go ahead, I taste like “Peaches N Cream” by 112

- Do you want what I have in my right hand, or my left hand?