I am going "Crazy" - by Seal
What's the temperature?
Hot, Hot, Hot! by Buster Poindexter
who is that over there?
"The Girl From Ipanema"- don't know who sings it
What goes good with chicken?
Cigarettes and Alcohol- Rod Stewart
where's the bar?
In "Margaritaville," of course.
What story will we hear?
The story of "The Girl in the Dirty Shirt" - Oasis.
How did the shirt get dirty?
She got "Stuck in the Mud" - Rob Zombie
Who did she take to the shower with her?
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Sexy Sadie - The Beatles
Why was Sadie upset?
she was Cold As Ice -Foreigner
the question is why?
Because she was a "Zombie" --the Cranberries
But what made her a zombie?
It was a "Bat out of hell" - Meatloaf.
But why was the bat leaving hell?
It was "Hard to Handle" -- The Black Crowes
How did the bat get there?
Ling
In a "Fast Car" - Tracy Chapman
But why didn't the bat just use his wings instead?
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
it had "Broken Wings" --Mr. Mister
but how did its wings break?
The bat's wings were broken while surfing on a "Surfin' safari" - Beach Boys.
Who taught the bat to surf?
"Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones
Who made Jack jump?
The "Surfin' Bird" -- Trashmen
Did Jack get hurt when he fell?
Ling
"Jack and Diane" did -Mellencamp
Where should I set the controls for?
Set your controls for "The sound of silence" - Simon and Garfunkel
Why do you want silence?
A "Cheeseburger in Paradise" -- Jimmy Buffet
What are you wearing?
Ling
I'm wearing an "Itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini" - Bobby Darin (before my time!)
tell me your fantasy
boys, boys, boys -Lady GaGa
how does he get you off?
He makes you "Come Together" - The Beatles.
What is an orgasm?
a Thriller ~ Micheal Jackson
was it scary?

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima Made me want to "Scream" Avenged Sevenfold
What will you be for Halloween?
Ling
I'll be "All that she wants" - Ace of Base.
What will she want to do with me?
I want to "Fuck You" - Lily Allen
and after I fuck you - what happens?
Well, we "Fuck Forever" - Baby Shambles.
But what else do we do?