Anyone getting laid in the next 6 hours?

I'm on holidays with a lover. So far it's been every morning. At least once a night. Plus a couple of afternoon delight sessions. I'm pretty confident!

Not a chance unless I do it myself.

In the next 5 minutes 😜

Yep.

I didn’t think so until she called. It is still a maybe with her.

Nope. about 17 hours ago.

Not a chance in hell

Snort get it hell

Only if the magic sex fairy appears and waves her magic wand.🙄😁

Nothing is impossible, though some things are very highly improbable.

Not six... Eight, hopefully.

Not in this 24 hour period!

I think so.

If i dont, im going to do it myself.

Not. A. Chance.

The only thing doing laying around here are the chickens

I sure hope so.

Probably! It's 9am here but lunch time is looking likely.

Hm... just about 4AM, so nope. More on the order of 32-33 hours if our standard schedule remains.

It's 5AM Saturday... +6 hours -> 11AM.... very close, I imagine.

Nope I know it's not happening.


I think everyone needs to update their post as to if they succeeded.

Well, life said no.

I think I’m going to start counting every time I go grocery shopping as getting fucked

Hasn't happened in years. Won't happen in the next X hours.

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Hasn't happened in years. Won't happen in the next X hours.

Similar. And I think I am kind of okay with that now. Haven't really looked for an opportunity in a while. Masturbation and occasionally writing for here seems to be enough for now.

Definitely

Not likely.

Just checked my horoscope and not a chance.

4:45 AM just now... +6 = 10:45 AM, so not likely. Maybe +8h.. we'll see.

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4:45 AM just now... +6 = 10:45 AM, so not likely. Maybe +8h.. we'll see.

Following. 😉

🙁 didn't happen .. may have to take care of some things for myself