Many, many years ago, I had a coworker FWB relationship, and she liked to tease me about not having a very long dick, even though it is quite thick. Anyway, the song Short Short Man was popular at the time, and she used to tease me by singing those lyrics to me so I decided one night to fuck her up the ass. She screamed relentlessly as I banged her brains out. Never heard anything about Short Short Man again after that night.
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