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Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words

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Spinach - on your teeth!
Oh darn - it's you.
Wanna eat live grubs?
You look different awake!
I really hate s'mores.

Hm. Are those real?

Oh! Meet my boyfriend! (Girlfriend, wife, husband, partner, etc)

I hate pumpkin spice.

The condom has expired!
"My name is Ping."

Baby is almost due.

Dang - forgot my dentures.
Wanna see my glowworm?

( I had to )
Geez, that's so tiny
Hi smile Just got fucked!
(Should see his face!)
Quote by Saucymh
Geez, that's so tiny


hehe
REALLLY! That's your MOM!
Quote by Palidon
Wanna see my glowworm?
( I had to )


And the post following made it even funnier!

"Geez, that's so tiny"

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That burrito was wicked!
Did you bring condoms?
I have awful flatulence.
You look so different!

Wow - such small tits!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!

I've got no money
Is being married OK?
Get in the trunk.
Fart in my popcorn
Did you just fart?
Quote by Saucymh
Geez, that's so tiny


Oh, Lynn got the fire burning with it..lol

and btw Lynn with you laughing that hard, my Glowworm hurts...

to you and your com-padres...
I have a curfew...
I am happily married
I have two pills
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I don't like sex
My mom will drive
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