Cyber Multi-Tasking

24 Mar 2011

Have you ever cyber-sexed with another Lush member, and ALSO did something ELSE with them in the same chat window at the same time? What was that other thing you did?

I just had a sexy chat with a young lady here and simultaneously gave her the recipe for my stuffed bell peppers!

[ "You'll need 1 large bell pepper for each serving. While daddy stuffs his fat cock into your wet virgin pussy." ]

So tell us if you've ever Cyber Multi-Tasked! Sword Fight

You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!

24 Mar 2011

I've had the one-way Cyber, where I'm reading something on TMZ or CNN, while some guy is firing off paragraph after paragraph about what he's going to do to my little _______ ______.

"hmmm, I thought Reese Witherspoon left him long ago...."

LadyX said: Oh, you like it like that, baby?

"hey, Chelsea Lately's on in a few minutes...."

LadyX said: No, I'm still here, keep going..brb

"do I have a test tomorrow?"

24 Mar 2011

I think we've all been guilty of multi-tasking...although perhaps not with the same person.

I used to have my ex sending my dirty texts whilst I was with friends so that I could have something to read later..

24 Mar 2011

let's not forget those times when i've been having converstation with one person about this and that while getting hot and heavy with someone else at the same time smile

omg, yes, i've got my dildo up my... fuck, baby, i'm soaking my cushion...

yeah, i KNOW! i loved Max and Flynn rivalry and the scene where she leaves the tower for the first time?

oh, yeah, god, that feels good... twisting my nipples for you, baby....

omg, i cry every time at that damn song! it's so beautiful!

yes, guys - this is why you should think twice before being pushy about wanting to cyber me - next time, take 'no' for an answer, ok? :)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

24 Mar 2011

Just call every guy out that's ever been pushy. They would seize to be pushy, and you probably would thwart away potential ones.

24 Mar 2011

ROFLMAO!!! These responses are so great! Oh, Sprite, you absolutely slay me! You too, LadyX.
I also have tried to handle two cyber chats at one time. I can't say I did very well, because my responses tend to be longer than most folks'. Until I discovered I could send one ("That's right, sweetheart, this is my erect penis, all shaved and smooth. Touch it, get to know its weight and texture. Now take off your ...") -- COPY it -- and PASTE it in the other chat window! I was awfully proud of myself, but then decided that it was totally NOT fair to my partners -- or to myself. I haven't tried to dual-cyber since then.

You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!